Shaving, or not

Mrs outdoor likes a well trimmed or smooth guy so I tried waxing just a week ago. Tried it myself. I came to one very simple conclusion.

Watch more than "1 how to" vid before trying. Lol

Meh... Not something we have s preference on one way or another, as long as a machete isn't needed

888eat888-i'm 58. I ate literally hundreds of completely unshaven and untrimmed pussies in the 70's 80's and 90's , and I'm still eating my wife's frequently untrimmed/unshaven pussy now (but she's asian so even "full bush" is pretty sparse down low). If I have ever once gotten a hair in my mouth it didn't make enough of an impression on me that I remember it now. And I can say for certain I've never gotten a hairball or felt in danger of choking on pussy hair. lol.

it's a non-issue.

my thing about pubes is that, at this stage, natural is more visually interesting. when the shaving thing first started it was novel and interesting and naughty and porn-related and I was excited by it. I still remember to this day - vivid mental image - pulling down a new girlfriend's panties for the first time in 1986 and seeing that she had shaved all her pubes up top, i.e. from the beginning of her slit up. But still full hair from about her clit down. (it was early days lol) . I knew for sure then that she was a naughty naughty girl, and she was.

but now, on an aesthetic level, it's lost its novelty. I find natural bush more visually interesting. especially dark hair on fair skin, like my asian wife or mediterranean (Italian, Spanish Greek Arab etc) types. a full red bush on fair skin, like my girlfriend in the early 90s, is also really beautiful to me.

I was getting some bumps when I first started shaving. C gave me some of her No Bump to swipe on with a cotton ball after shaving. That stuff works wonders. You just use a few drops each time, so a bottle lasts a really long time.

“ I don't see how getting a pube in our mouth can be an issue.”

Anybody, please, this man needs about a dozen hairs in his mouth..... or even a hairball for his throat.

Thank you in advance. :-)

~Allen

I have come to the conclusion that I don’t have any preference. I like it smooth. I like it trimmed and I really don’t mind if it’s not.

So when we were younger the wife would occasionally shave and keep it for a while but eventually the ingrown hairs and other things would cause her to quit. As we got older things change and recently she tried the whole smooth thing again and after several failed attempts (using various methods and treatments) came to the conclusion that this is something her skin will not allow her to do. She keeps things trimmed to almost gone at times but has been considering letting it grow back out a bit. Of course I like the shaved look but it is simply not something she can do. BTW I have known men who have the same issue shaving their face as well as other women who have similar issues as my wife. Not everyone can shave.

As far as me shaving goes I have tried it and unless I get my wife to spend hours shaving my entire body smooth it really looks odd. Oh and the whole shaved body deal is a must due to how hairy I am overall and the upkeep is more than difficult not to mention how it feels between shaves.

She's lasered smooth and I'm shaved because that's our personal preference - both for looks and the feel during play. Although we like smooth, we're fine with nicely trimmed on other people. We frequent nudist places and bare seems most common (especially with women), with shaved below/trimmed up top second most common. Bush is rare and when you see it next to shaved or trimmed just doesn't look as appealing to us. That said, if you're one of those people who can't shave without getting unsightly red bumps all over or instant stubble, you might just stick with trimming. To exclude people just because they aren't smooth top and bottom seems a bit extreme.

I'm ready for the shaving fad to be over. Trimming is fine, but bare is just not as interesting. And I don't see how getting a pube in our mouth can be an issue when your licking and sucking someone's genitalia. they're either fresh and clean or they're not.

that said, mrs lovemonkey still pretty compulsively trims up top and shaves around her labia when we're going to be naked with others.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

The herd is people who do whatever is in style which is dictated by the TV and media. Its amazing to see how fast people that we call the herd change what they eat, wear and do as soon as the media creates and starts to push a new fad.

The herd needs to be led and they need to follow the rest of the herd. These are the people that used to be in church blindly believing their preachers one hundred years ago. Today these people do the same blind belief but their preacher is the media and liberalism.

The herd needs religion, their religion that they blindly believe is liberalism and the liberal media milks the herd at will for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and power just like the church did one hundred years ago.

"Mrs U (soapy tits, still perky even though they aren’t the 10k enhanced kind)"

Mrs U, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say those are better than 10k tits. At least yours are real, not made up. Although both are only in his dreams. ;^*

And what's with this "herd?" Lol. Anyone that lives or enjoys things differently than he does is "in the herd," or controlled by media (sorry, Ncal. I meant 'meida').
I gotta say, though, that I kinda enjoy his mini fiction stories. They're corny, but oddly fun to read

It may not have been in accordance, but what a difference that simple act might have made. Know what I'm sayin'??

BT

Ha!!!!

Using a phrophylactic may not have been IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

jus’ sayin’

IF HIS DAD HAD ONLY USED A PROPHYLACTIC...

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

Good well then tell that to all the men who just drool over my wife's naked body. She so loves the attention that if her trimmed bush was not part of what was turning them on then she would shave it.

But then she is not part of the herd of TV worshiping women that make their bodies as ugly as possible with tats and shaving their pussy. She cares about her fun and what works

Cool story bro. I have one for you:

The answer to.

A swinger's prayer.

Is not a crotch.

Of curly hair.

BURMA SHAVE!

I had a thirty year old girlfriend in 2006. She could have been a centerfold in any magazine . Blonde fit 5'7" or so and huge tits. Very dense and very firm tits. They where so big they looked strange on a fit woman. It was quite the contrast to have Mrs naked with her small tit and heather naked with her huge tits in the same bed. She was divorced and would come over just for sex, and did she love to fuck. That lasted until she was ready for another relationship about a year.

I had a girl I dated when I was twenty two who also had huge firm tits on a fit body. She also loved to fuck just could not live with her.

TITS AND TITS, 60 years ago, Friday night house parties we all wanted to slow dance with Bernadette. Two double Ds and 5' 7" tall.

Prefect tits? Is that like the breasts of a Praefectus aerarii vagina, or Guardian of the Pussy Treasury?

10k tits? Are the prefect tits natural looking and natural feeling like those of dense tited teenager.

"There are several women there that are drop dead beautiful with 10k tits and fit bodies. "

Does this mean 10 thousand tits, are the tits made of gold, or...ahem...is this merely the unshaved thread count?