Aliens

Birmingham, AL, Us

Topic: Aliens

...well...if there here's illegally, deport them.

Legal Definition: In U.S. law, an "alien" is a non-citizen, and an "illegal alien" refers to one residing or entering unlawfully, such as by crossing borders secretly or staying past visa expiration.

Stamford, CT, Us

I don’t know the name. That was Michael Buffer who used to shortchange bartenders at a club I went to.
I sometimes accidentally bumped his cash into the speedrack -he had lost access to running a tab.

Stamford, CT, Us

Excited? Leeeeeeeet’s get ready to rumble!

Summerville, SC, Us

Next Fri is the big documentary. Can't wait to watch it

Stamford, CT, Us

Maybe we just start crazy and numb it with booze, drugs, sex, gambling etc.

Personally I can’t imagine why aliens would ever want to be around people if given a choice.

Windermere, FL, Us

Flip is a case study in the long term effects of habitual marijuana use.

It's like any other low-grade recreational drug such as alcohol. Plenty of people can lightly consume it regularly without much negative impact, but if you are getting stoned or drunk every day....

San Luis Obispo, CA, Us

It's mostly Maui Wowie but it's got some Labrador mixed in.

8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us

I hate the word, but.... literally....

Flip is literally smoking some out this world shit.

Like the dog ate his stash and he's walking behind the dog gathering his shit and drying it.

8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us

Oh, and he has no gag reflex.

8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us

"Are you coming out as an alien?"

That's the tip of the iceberg. His ass is in the front and his frank and beans are in the back.

He watches gay alien porn amongst other thangs.

If anyone is reptilian, it would be Flip.

Summerville, SC, Us

I keep reading October 30th is when we're going to see this thing but who knows. Then the question is is it real...

htt ps://science.nasa.go v/solar-system/comets/3i-atlas/

Stamford, CT, Us

Are you coming out as an alien?

Summerville, SC, Us

Big documentary coming out next month if anyone might be interested. It's called the age of disclosure 2025

https://ww w.imdb.co m/title/tt35520315/

Stamford, CT, Us

Im completely comfortable with how anyone has pleasure as long as it does no harm.

Stamford, CT, Us

Flip your the one obsessing over pumkin faced lard ass who got on stage and fellated a fucking mic ON TELEVISION.

And as you know, only someone who has experience has a technique. Lol.

Granted it’s a C-

They are definitely playing that over and ove at the Kremlin xmass party.

Or hey did you catch that clip of the living description of arnold Palmers cock?

Its always you fucking terrified manly men.

There is a time and Place. No one gives a shit who is sexually literate in this century.

How about you mail a love letter to your gerkin hung man crush?

Dear Donnie. Would you kindly pretend to have the gravitas of every president before your QVC Tacky ass started selling really ugly Chinese garbage to uneducated consumers?

Oh, kindly notify me when Hawaii will be auctioned off.

Kisses. Your faaaaavorite secret bottom

Flipper

8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us

How is getting anally probed or pegged by E.T.'s sister somehow gay?

Summerville, SC, Us

You sure have a wild imagination and funny how it's always about gay shit. Put that drink down

8inchcableVeteran
Milwaukee, WI, Us

And Flip,

When the aliens said "See ya next Fri at the same time" -- you didn't have to willfully keep showing up.

Life is full of choices. Being anally probed every Friday after the Fish Fry is one of them.