Surprise

Isn't "Do you have both original feet?" part of the normal pre-sex questioning?" Perhap that's what I'm doing wrong ;-)

Yes exactly. How were you to know? ??

Well I were standing in front of you with prosthetic foot with a sock and a shoe over it, how would you know? There was no noticeable way in how she stood or walked to indicate that not everything was factory original.

@BT The guy did have an assgasm however i can’t claim credit. He was what i would call a self starter.

@Va how did you not notice a missing foot? I think it’s clear you don’t have a foot fetish.

Lol yeah I think if you're going to ask someone to look for your shoes and the number they are looking for is not two, the burden to alert the person is on Peggy.

However I think most people missing a lower extremity normally use some sort of prosthetic and thus still have a second shoe on it. The girl mentioned in my first post did have a prosthetic foot with a shoe on it and it wasn't immediately obvious until I got her pants off.

I didn't have a problem with it- but would definitely have preferred a heads-up that the sub-clothing arrangement had some aftermarket parts.

About the only thing I've seen missing that caught me off guard was a breast cancer survivor that had no nipples. Thing was, she had nipples tattooed on so it wasn't obvious until you went to touch them. Didn't bother me, and this is probably way more common than missing a foot.

The missing foot thing did remind me of my first real job when I was 15. I mopped (disinfected) floors in a nursing home. Very early on I got a bit of a shock. I went to mop this one woman's room and after I start she called out what was to become my most common name for many of them. She yelled, "Boy! Boy!." Then, what I thought I heard her say, "Please pull my slippers out from underneath the bed before you mop there so you don't get em wet".

So I got on my hands and kness and found one slipper but not the other. Then she calls out again, "Boy!, Boy!, What is taking so long down there?"

I said, "Sorry, but I can only find one slipper". To that, she pulled back that bed covers and said laughing, "Well, I only need one slipper because I only got one leg."

Freaked me right the hell out. In hindsight she probably did say, "slipper" and not slippers, but this was definitely a surprise. Eventually I kind of got used to stuff like that, and because I was there pretty much every weekend for years, wound up with about 50 honorary grandmothers. It's probably where a lot of my "gift of gab" came from.

Well, that last one makes the story of my playdate’s dentures (upper plate, to be specific) falling out while showing off her equestrian prowess pale in comparison.

@WindowShopping -“I no longer have overnighters…”

Why does one Ass Hungry Dood have to ruin it for the rest of us?? This is why SMs can’t have nuthin’ nice.

BT

I didn’t wanna wake you. So, I decided to…just watch you sleep…kinda

@va you do give good story

Yes

i woke up to pelvic discomfort and the bed moving The guy I was dating had pulled a harness w strap on over my hips and was enthusiastically bouncing up and down.

I no longer have overnighters. : )

Have you ever had something happen during sex that you wouldn't have seen coming in a million years?

I had one girl who let me figure it out on my own that she was missing a foot!