She wants it now!

yo_oboMember
Traverse City, MI, Us

I take no credit for this joke. It made me laugh and I thought I'd share for those of you who have not seen it before.

His girlfriend looked him in the eye, and pleaded passionately.

I want it. I'm all fucking wet and I need it.
I really need it and I want it now!

He looked back at her and said.....

I already told you no!

I am not going to give you my damn umbrella!