I take no credit for this joke. It made me laugh and I thought I'd share for those of you who have not seen it before.
His girlfriend looked him in the eye, and pleaded passionately.
I want it. I'm all fucking wet and I need it.
I really need it and I want it now!
He looked back at her and said.....
I already told you no!
I am not going to give you my damn umbrella!

