Worst T V commercials?????. Mine are the "MY PILLOW" asshole. Who pays $50.00 for a pillow? Then there are the commercials where they have a DOOR BELL RING. My Chocolate Lab goes crazy. I call the company's and complain about the DOOR BELL RING. How stupid can they be to have a door bell ring in viewers homes. What are yours?????
Windows #10 SUCKS on my new laptop. Had it removed and replaced with Windows #7. Microsoft sent me a survey as to how I liked #10. I answered, it sucks. "X P" was great and simple, why did you change it. "If it ain't broken don't fix it" I answered. They must be having problems with #10. Computer repair guy says he is seeing problems with #10. Anyone else?
When couples who try to swing with other couples don’t put it in their profile the female is actually his gf and not his wife, mainly because and he is already married.
So the same couple visits our profile at least a half dozen times over the past month. No worries, it's what we're all here for.
I finally get around to taking a peek at theirs, ONCE. Blocked.
Wt serious f?
what a smart women, Hope to meet you one day,
The rpm in a microwave makes it impossible along with non-standard sized coffee mugs. See how many seconds it takes for your cup to make a full revolution and then time accordingly.
Microwave ovens that don't stop in same spot it began. Coffee cup handle in front ends up in back after heating. WHY?
PP: The ignorance of humans on planet earth.
QRT responds to "Unknown subjects attempting forced entry."
Idiot: "Hey, can you open this gate for us?" QRT Leader: "Sir, do you not see the sign on that gate you're attempting to force your way thru?
Sign: NO TRESSPASSING. Video surveilance in use. Violators may be shot without warning!
Idiot: "Oh, it's okay. I work for (blah bitty blah).
Smart assed team member to QRT Leader: You know sir, the best thing we could do for the planet would be to shoot them. It's the only way to make certain they never breed.
PP- Trying to get some computer work done while a bored husky constantly nips at me and shoves his toys against me trying to get my attention.
I'm quite happy to throw his toy for him to help wear him out since it's a nasty, rainy day and I wouldn't take him for his walk but he wants to play tug of war instead and when I ignore him he finally drops the toy and "gooses" me with his teeth. It's going to be a loooong day.
~rabbit~
Bad Interstate? Try I-68? Beautiful views, but 8% up grade then 9% down grade for 120 miles. We thought it was a short cut from Delaware by taking I-68 rather then I-70 going west. We had our diesel F-350 and 8 1/2 X 12 enclosed trailer. Both over weight. Trucker at truck stop said I-68 is worst Interstate in Country.
Here i Las Vegas drivers are crazy, using GPS to navigate. GPS is wrong many times and cars will move over from the right to the far left cutting of traffic because the GPS was wrong and telling them to make the wrong turn.
I dont know if this is just Las Vegas or elsewhere.
The other reason why driving is so crazy is that the feds have allowed in millions of immigrants who have never driven in America and dont know the rules. Yet they are handed a drivers license. Half the population of Las Vegas speaks English as a second language, yet they all drive.
Crazy place to drive.
The lifestyle is all about single men. That is what it is.
Swinging is all about couples that is what it is.
If you like single men you are lifestylers, if you want couples only you are swingers.
Two very different groups of people, two very different styles of sex.
I've driven in CA, WA, VT, MA, CT, NY,NJ, PA, OH, VA, WV, KY, MD,DC, DE, NC, GA and FL. WA was my favorite, probably because it wasn't a big city and the highway near bend was 70 mph with out obnoxious truck traffic. My least favorite is PA. I feel like I'm on a first name basis with the grim reaper. "hey, how're you?" "good! Yourself" "you know, same Ole same Ole. Keeping your guardian angel on her toes. Those grey hairs of her's, well. You know. Enjoy your afternoon!" "thanks, you too" asshole I just wonder how many guardian angels I've retired.
Florda traffic is a breeze compared to the NW, and specifically PA.
Okay, I have no idea if that's actually true, but it does suit my not so hidden agenda. ;)
Blondensweetshortnsassy, yup, even when I was married it was a bit hard finding a couple we both mesh with. I've found that as a SF, the dynamics are very different and the level of play with the guy is a lot lower.
All of PA driving sucks! 76, 78, 81, 83, just shitty! I'd think by now they would have lights at on ramps that flash when there is a major crash or turn-arounds on the wide medians for when traffic is expected to be backed up for over an hour.
81 just sucks
Magjoy , you're not alone . even as a couple we haven't found a couple that both of us like , so I'm thankful for the single men that are there too!!
According to Ncal I'm not a 'real' swinger. I'm very thankful for the single men at the clubs! It's really hard to find a good couple that I mesh with.
Today's pet peeve is the fuckery of Harrisburg traffic. 2 separate semi truck accidents. 1 didn't fit under a bridge, the other turned left on to a narrow road and a sedan lost the pissing contest. A few years back a semi burned down a major bridge, the next day a semi fell off a separate bridge... the clusterfuck is Russian roulette on these roads!
Mrs. U. (a.k.a. Queen of Memphis), I've said it before and I'll say it again. Ncal is the living, breathing, walking, talking embodiment that is absolute and complete buffoonery.
I paid good money for my lifetime membership. I am not missing that shitshow.
couples only is swinging not the lifestyle
Couples that look at your profile and when you try to view theirs , it's blocked from couples :(
Pixie, either you ar talking about bitching to yourself or talking about another’s bitching maybe someone I had the good sense to block a long time ago. If it’s who I thnk it is, then Pixie’s pictures could end up somehere else in internat land. Just ask PG if you doubt me.
My PP, people who feed trolls/spammers.
Ms U
So even if you could have your own "couples only" lifestyle, you wouldn't.
You're just one of those people who need to bitch . Non-stop.
NO the lifestyle is all about single men and the $$$$$$$$$$ they pay to get into parties and clubs. Swinging is all about couples, long before the lifestyle was created by the internet swinging was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!!!
I think you should start a whole new lifestyle for couples only and keep it very secret from all the single doods. You must swear every couple to absolute secrecy under penalty of, idk, something like a paper cut right in the corner of the mouth, like Steve-O did on Jackass. That shit looked pretty painful. That should keep their big blabbing mouths shut, and those big ol' horse dicked SM's out of your new "couples only" lifestyle.
Okay, go have fun.
