Pet Peeves

I've been called a sanctimonious b..... for rejecting the oh so attractive opportunity to help a cheater cheat. Er, yeah, someone too lame to have difficult conversations with their spouse is going to be bad in bed, so no for that reason as well as, oh, I don't know, it's wrong.

We had a "why not"? A few days ago. We rarely get those, and even more rarely would we respond actually explaining why. Most of the time it's just a "meh, nah". Once in a while we'll say why, usually because of something like them being a cheater. One particular single female wrote to us and when we said no, she replied with "oh right like neither of you have been cheating on the other!" Uh, ok.

She then changed her tag line to "This site is bullshit." I'm guessing we weren't the only ones replying that way.

You. Yes, you. Do not send emails that just regurgitate your profile. And when I say thanks but no thanks, don't try to change my mind.

We have a Chocolate Lab, 1 1/2 years old. I walk him through the Green Way to the mailbox. Why do other dog OWNERS let their dogs do their business on the 8 foot wide concrete walk. When the dog give a signal it is ready to go just pull the dog on to the weeds. DOG SHIT ON WALK.

8 times.

If you're feeling like you want some "angry" music while white-knuckling your steering wheel, look up "Pure Power" by Zardonic.

I know it's been "Pet Peeved" about many times before, but...

"Single" females that are really just trying to get extra pussy for their guy....

Yes!!!

People leaving 3 seconds on the microwave. Clear it or let finish.

Zak , spot on

This has become normal we get contracted by a couple with no certs, we send them our phone number and the man calls and has a great time flirting with my wife. But the wife is being talked into swinging and chickens out when it comes to talking on the phone..but she will text

Pet Peeves
Where do we start....lol

1, Profiles with 30 sexy pictures of the wife and not one of the guy yet he will boast about his sexual skills.
who do they think they are kidding just because your wife is a hottie that gives you a pass on having to show what you look like....now the way my wife puts it....."if i don't want to kiss you I will not let you fuck me"

1. People not responding to e-mails.....and we get it....your not on all the time, you want your spouse to check it out also, but at sometime it would be nice to here back from a couple even if its no thanks.

1. People checking out your profile multiple times....I guess it could be by accident or you might not remember all the profiles detail but if there is some interest at all why not just shoot a little e-mail saying so..... everybody enjoys a compliment from time to time.

1. Guys who have fake profiles as a couple with pictures of their wives or girl friends as bait......just man up to being single or that your in a sexless marriage. Honest will always get more respect.

1. Profiles with to little or vague description and people who make judgement only on the pop up profile of preference/age/weight.

We could go on with more but will wait to see what these five can stir up.......lol.....Look for us in a chat room...

Havin my wife thinks I am to modest as well. lol

ncal, too bad you have no self confidence. HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY, ('-')

As i tell my wife i am super duper stud and all around genius. but my modesty prevents me for talking about it to others!!!! lol

Yes those are the ones I said could go fuck themselves a few weeks back

Forum tough guys, no matter if it's SLS or a vehicle forum. They always seem to know more, do better, or just Cut You Down!

Fat people snore and will pay $$$$$ for a pillow if they think it will stop them from snoring and give then a good nights sleep.
Its much easier then eating veges and exercising to lose that fat.

This is the marketing strategy behind the My Pillow success.

" Computer repair guy says he is seeing problems with #10. Anyone else?"

I think your problem may be a screw loose behind the keyboard...

"Who pays $50 for a pillow?"

I forget what I paid for my Liberator Jazz Sex Pillow. It's the smaller version, shaped like a wedge.

Yup, no idea what I paid, but it was worth every penny...and every pound. Worshable, too...

BT

Sometimes, I'll just sleep on that damn thing and dream about sex.

I bet the Democrats and Liberals got their hands all in that one.

~Allen

Maybe they’ll start charging guys by poundage.

~Allen

Ustacould choke a chicken now and again. SM's ruined all that. Now you gotta pay. It's all about money.

OnT (no, really): the neighbor who parks his car in front of my rolling gate/fence with a clearly posted No Parking sign on it. Well, they didn't tow you last night, but you're certainly racking up the tickets.

BT

Waiting for the knock on the door with him explaining that he's allowed to park there because it's not an "active driveway"... Ok, feel free to address that issue in traffic court...and get the f@ck off my porch. #GranTorino

...Before or after the choking of same?

BT

Wait...Guys in relationships don't do that. I forgot. It's only the SMs, those who've single-handedly (see what I did there?) ruined swinging, who do that.

" Who pays $50 for a pillow?"

LOL. Oh uh, not us. Noooo. When we need need new pillows, we shave a chicken.