Pet Peeves

In no way does it surprise me that you would have someone install a broken ceiling fan.

Waiting for home warranty contractor to install broken celling fan so the remodeling contractors can start in the showers. Bastard wont return my calls.

John Cleese voice

No you don't.

People who love to argue.

Fucking. Loathe.

Home warranty contractors that never call to fix something.

PP:

Wall-o-text posts cut/pasted from someone else's blog in an attempt to sound creative and interesting.

Any friggin tourist area is a problem.

We live right across the street from the San Diego Airport.

Fuckers coming out of there...

Same thing here in Vegas, three to five minute waits a a light. Lots of accidents.

Fucking Orlando, man. You wait 5 minutes at a god-damned intersection to get a 5-second left turn signal, which allows on average, three to four cars to make it through the intersection.

And people wonder why I am perfectly happy to live an hour from my work.

Change your Liberal tin foil hat.

Change your age on your profile.

ncal, YES! Our world has gone to HELL. We want to build a new deck across the back, 30 X 14 and demolish the original small deck. Can't get anyone to do the job. I, at 74 may have to do it if I can get my 3 teenage grandsons to help. It is like building 1/4th of the floor of a home I built so many times.
Full flight of stairs with 15 risers, 2" X 10" floor joist, Trex on top and plastic railing. So easy I could do it easily when I was younger. I once built a 24 X 28 garage with 10 on 12 roof trusses. Did the entire garage BY MY SELF. Had only the 2 garage doors installed by a garage door company. What has our world come to?????

This is getting crazy, we have a home warranty and one of the big ceiling fans broke. the home warranty company sent out a guy to fix the fan. He said that it needed to be replaced.
Two weeks later and nothing so i call the home warranty company and they said that they never got the report from the company they sent out. They are trying to contact the guy to get the report.
My god is everyone like this in America?

ncal, it's the best of society. No self-responsibility. Everyone just runs wild. Don't pay any money upfront. Pay after the job is complete.

Why is no one professional anymore? The company one of the most highly recommended, never called to tell us they where starting on the bathrooms tomorrow.
I just happened to call them to see when they would start. What a mess that would have been, i had someone else contracted to come in tomorrow.

I think the previous owner, who was a violent alcoholic destroyed the sliding glass doors and screens. When i looked closely at them they look off.
This poor house, but hey its on a half acre with privacy so its worth the minor problems. So far i have had to replace the front door, several doors in the vanity in the master bathroom. One of the wall mirrors is missing and so on. We are doing a complete remodel of the bathrooms and kitchen counter tops. New carpets and my god the tile floors are so grimy that we dont know what color they are.
When its all done its going to be nice.

Folks here were wondering if your brain was 50% smaller than normal too.

Would 'splain quite a bit.

BT

...and your epidermis is showing!

Everything in this house we bought is not standard size. I was replacing the sliding screen doors today and the track is for a 1/4" wide screen door. Standard screen doors are 1/2 inch wide.

I'm all for compostable straws, but they don't actually work on thick drinks like smoothies. So, once again, I have half left and a straw that has folded in on itself without leaving enough of an opening for the semi-solid smoothie to get through.

Having to fly American Airlines. They always over book. This time American was the only airlines that flew to the airport that my wife had to go to for business.
On the way home American overbooked all the connecting flights at Phoenix that she needed to get home. Three full planes of passengers got stuck over night in Phoenix because of overbooking. What made things worst is that all the hotel rooms where booked because of spring baseball.
My wife and 600 other people had to sleep in the terminal, until they could get a flight out the next day.

American is a nightmare airlines.

I'll tell you at 4 am.

A few emails, switch to kik because apparently it's "easier" and five messages in, there it is, the unsolicited dick pic. Do you people not understand that a) I can't unsee it, and, b) since I can get multiples of real ones pretty much any time I want, yours is not special? At all?

Just in case there is a man out there who does not understand basic manners, DON'T SEND A PHOTO OF YOUR DICK UNLESS SOMEONE ASKS FOR IT. The corollary to that, btw, is that anyone asking for one is probably a guy, so proceed accordingly.

"Hey, an avocado grew legs and walked out of my next door neighbors ear last night."

"Oh, I know."

That guy you can't tell anything.

No matter what you tell him, he already knows. No matter how outrageous, no matter if there is no possible way he COULD know... he knows.

"I know", or "Oh, I know."

@nj. Yeah, that's my point. I just don't get the point of distinguishing between galleries anymore.