Pet Peeves

And hairy. Don't forget, you also want to make sure they are hairy.

How do you know who you are texting? it could be anyone from a ten year old to a 87 year old. Come on already only a phone call can you tell if the couple is real and a couple.

I'll add you to my "to be called" list, then. It's probably time to wipe the dust off it anyway. ;-)

He's a strange one and has that trick of ignoring cul-de-sacs of his own creation, so I won't break out the popcorn just yet.

I hear ya, MsGolly.

Three quick things to prove my Trampbrevity to you in a pleasurable way:

1) It's the correct WA, my mother and only brother live about 4 hrs from you.

2) You can ALWAYS call ole Tramp...but I can't guarentee my briefs-ness.

3) I couldn't resist a chance to see Mr Vegas wiggle on this one.

Tramp

(though I already know what his angle will be)

Tramp, for you, I'll talk on the telephone. Are you sure it's the right Washington, though? Just recently, someone thought I was near Maryland.

Telephone calls: Not at all scary, just missing most of the information I want and without the advantage of enforced brevity.

I agree with you there, Ncal.

Shoot us your phone no. Lady wants to chat with you a minute. We might be dropping in at LV on our way to WA. We'll give you a call.

Tramp

amazing how can you meet someone for possible sex and not talk to strangers on the phone? Are phone calls that scary in to days cell phone world?

"Invalid password"

"Invalid password"

"Reset password?"

"New Password Cannot be Old Password"

@#!Y$#&!

For you, it's a full half gallon.

It's true, Tramp is only concerned with selflessly pleasuring women.

(Phone calls? Nah. If I call my kids instead of text, they answer by saying "What's wrong?" So, no, I'm not talking to strangers on the phone.)

And, MsGolly...

If there's an ounce of sympathy in your cute heart, this would be the time that you could tell that Ms DNLB how selfless I truly am about all this.

Tramp

DNLB: I feel ya (well, let's get back to that), and I couldn't agree more.

Lady and I just started focusing on the venues (for the most part) for the exact reasons you comment on. We have had some really good luck with a handful of folks we met over time here in the forums though...really good.

I'd be remiss if I failed to point out that we both are more than free with face pictures, cell phones, kik...you name it. Remiss I tell ya. ;^D

Tramp

@wercur, some problems with this lifestyle have always been, and will always be. This is one of them. I have always felt any email that shows the person has clearly has not read, or is ignoring your profile, is not worthy of a response. If more people would stick to this standard and simply delete emails such as these, it might curb this behavior a little.

Unfortunately, some are so desperate that they are just happy to get email, and could care less whether there are pics or not. The overwhelming majority of these guys are either lying their asses off about who they are and what they look like, or they are married and cheating.

And while it is true that Ncal is nuttier than a turd in Jimmy Carter's toilet, he is actually right about one thing. A phone call allowing you to speak with everyone who plans to be involved in a possible get together, does increase your chances of a successful meet significantly.

I call them "fake" in that they aren't what they represent themselves to be, whether it's a lonely toad sitting in mom's basement or a member of a loveless couple fantasizing about what would happen if only..... Either way, I don't get worked up about it, I just wonder what the attraction is?
How many smokin' hot 25 y/o couples see our profile & think "they will give me my old-guy fix" or "that's the milf we've been dreaming of" and start a conversation? We get a couple a month, anyway?

We are so tired of being contacted by guys with either no pics at all on their profile or none open. WTF are guys thinking? That a HOTWIFE if sitting here waiting to go on a blind date? Bold print throughout our profile MUST HAVE PICS OPEN!! And real tired when any pics a guy has are all cock shots!

Public service announcement: ncalcouple is completely coconuts and any advice they give about swinging should be taken with an entire sack of salt, because their swinging is illusory. Actually, make that any advice about anything, including how to harden off fruit trees.

DNLB, I'm not sure those are fake profiles, since I'm sure there are real people behind them, but I highly doubt the profiles contain much truth. In any case, what I do is give zero chances. So, one ghost, and that includes days without a response, and they're out and I make a note on their profile as a reminder to myself. It tends to cut down on the clutter.

We don't meet without a prior phone conversation, period. This is always in the planning/flirty text/BS stages, usually it goes on for a day or two then they disappear when you ask for face pics, some are more persistent. Sometimes they even give a phone number, text back & forth but don't answer when you call.
I just don't understand what they're really looking for, it's always just "what sort of things are y'all into, what have you done with other couples" & so forth. Then they disappear, or never respond again.

Went to listen to a really good blues band last night, bastards went political with songs like the one about Travon Martin. I hate liberals, you cant get away for the politics because of them.

We walked out.

DNLB if you dont talk to the couple on the phone before setting up a met then what you experienced will continue to happen.

Re:Fake couples

Not sure if they're fake or one half doesn't really know what the other is doing and then when it comes time to actually meet, one says "No way".

We were supposed to meet a couple last night. Exchanged a couple emails and all was sounding good, then try to nail down details on Wed and....crickets. I had sent to both their SLA AND outside email, which they provided and preferred being they were free members. Come Thurs, nothing.

It could be that there was some sort of emergency (giving them the benefit of the doubt) but still haven't heard anything.

Fake profiles on SLS.

Very young "Couple" messages you, engages in completely unrealistic chat session, asks numerous personal questions, suddenly disappears for weeks and then starts anew as if they had stepped away for a few seconds. Occasionally messages & suggests that you meet late at night during the week, then poof- gone again.

I'm wondering what they get out of it?

PP: When that email comes in where you want so badly to respond with...

GAT DA FACK ATTA HEEYA!

You had us at...

Wait, wut? Did you say no anal?

Most of the single men who contact me are actually respectful and nice, believe it or not. I'd say 90%. For the other 10%...Pet peeves: Men who keep trying to get me to answer sexual questions on KIK so they can jack off. Men who think being Dom means aiming to get around hard limits (e.g., want sex without condoms, want to choke me, want anal...anything I specifically said was NOT allowed). Men who won't set a time to meet, but pester for more photos and ask personal questions over and over. Hey, pay me some money and I'll do that! $85/hr. Via PayPal. Oh, you just want it all for free? Selfishness is another pet peeve.

I can do it but the new fan and install is covered by the home warranty that came with the house. I have been installing new hanging light fixtures and now will change out the two working ceiling fans, I also am doing all the plumbing in the house when they put in all the new sinks. The only plumbing I wont touch is the cutting and wielding of copper pipe.

Pixie, you must be a political consultant in Washington, DC. Expert at twisting words. How about some double negatives?