PENIS SIZE

I think she lied to you, and took one for the team.

What are you trying to prove? It’s still a small dick.

I was at a house party on Sunday for the Super Bowl and sex fun afterward. We were talking about penis size. She asked to see mine, so I of course showed her, did her. She said "you have nothing to be concerned about" and she does videos on pornhub and other porn sites. She is an amateur porn actress. So that made me feel better. She says a cock that is about my size, the rim of the head is perfect to hit a woman's G spot. Larger cocks do not stimulate the G spot like a smaller 5 to 6 inch cock. But shorter than 5 inches do not hit most women's G spot. Do the ladies have a thought on that.

FOUND THIS ON "MEN'S HEALTH" MAGAZINE.

What Is the Average Penis Size?
The average penis size without an erection measures between 3 and 4 inches, and the average penis size with an erection is between 5 and 6 inches, states Abbas Kanani, pharmacist at Chemist Click. In terms of girth, you’re looking at an average circumference of around 3 to 4 inches when flaccid, and between 4 and 5 inches when erect.

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Is Your Penis Too Small?
Want a solid comparison? The biggest study to date, published in the journal BJU International, measured the members of 15,521 men across the globe. The average length of an erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) in girth. When flaccid, the average length is 9.16 cm (3.6 inches) stretched, and the girth is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches)

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Are any of these figures definitive? Far from it. As you’re likely well aware, both the length and girth can fluctuate depending on your surroundings and how stimulated you are. In fact, there are a whole host of factors that can alter your penis size. Here’s the long and short of it:

The Temperature
“In colder weather, a non-erect penis is usually smaller than usual,” Kanani explains, “because the blood vessels constrict in order to preserve warmth within your body. By the same token, hot weather can increase the size of the non-erect penis as blood vessels dilate and there is better blood flow around your whole body.”

Personality does get you far, but a big dick goes deep. Also, I’d be grinning from ear to ear if a man told me that I had a fat ass ;)

Quick tip: when measuring dick length, the end of the tape measure doesn't get inserted into your butt.

On a personal note, I don't worry about it because I already know that I'm hung like a cricket.

cricket joke shamelessly stolen from James Ellroy

Re: what Miss Molly says

I long ago concluded that most people have no idea what an 8 inch dick looks like. The number of people claiming to have 10 inch (or bigger) dicks on SLS alone far outstrips the number that statistically exist in this country.

Mrs VA learned long ago that claimed sizes are completely unreliable. She got tired of dudes with claimed 8+ inchers that turn out to be basically average.

Most men are 5-6 inches. More than 7 is fairly rare. Women who demand 12 inch cocks are either delusional or are fucking all of the perhaps 10 that actually exist in the US.

"vagina better adapted to fists than average dicks"

I recall someone, many moons ago, referring to "gaping, cavernous cunt" in the Forum.

Vaginal spelunking could become a "thing" for the average dick.

"I have always been sensitive about my penis size 5.5 hard."

This shit makes me a little nuts. If your measurement is correct, then you're either average or a tiny bit larger than average. You will be too small for some women, just right for others, and would have to make certain that a few women are pretty excited before doing PIV, because you'll be a little large. Because vaginas have just as much variation as penises.

So do mouths.

Make sure you know the positions that work best with smaller dicks (i.e. no doggy, particularly not with women who have big asses) and otherwise enjoy the dick you have instead of being sensitive about shit that you can't realistically change.

And if somehow you fall for a woman with a vagina better adapted to fists than average dicks, I guess you both might have to learn to love anal.

RE" Sixpack, you should be happy with a rock hard 5.5 inch cock....Esp. at your age...Women who love to suck cock should be very happy with your cock..drink pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweet and they will want you all the time...Mary Jo

For the record, Mrs. G has expressed concern about the size of her boobs. As far as I'm concerned, they ARE perfect. Her nipples on the other hand, well, she could put someone's eye out with them.

And I'm OK with that; I have safety glasses.

Not to change the subject, but I really do think Ms. Jollyrancher’s boobs are perfect.

BT

-Do I look fat in these jeans? …THOSE jeans?…

"No, you don't have a fat ass. Why on Earth would you think that?!?!"

"Your boobs are absolutely perfect."

This was HILARIOUS! We all do this.

As far as penis size- eh????? Honestly if you’re funny, attentive and an all around cool dude who cares what size your dick is. Personality goes WAYYY further than a big dick. Remember we are all our own biggest critics.

"Women often lie about dick size in order to spare feelings."

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I hope I never have to have a conversation with a woman about the size of her dick…Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just not my thing.

BT

"Women often lie about dick size in order to spare feelings."

Men do that about women too. It keeps the sandwiches coming and we don't have to sleep on the couch.

"No, you don't have a fat ass. Why on Earth would you think that?!?!"

"Your boobs are absolutely perfect."

Just be happy with the size of your dick the good Lord gave you.

I think your penis is small. Women often lie about dick size in order to spare feelings.

Ex wife.....

I have always been sensitive about my penis size 5.5 hard. My (ex) wife always said my penis what average. I have had no problem with women telling me that I am to small. I was actually at a house party Sunday and she is on porn sites (amatuer) porn site. She say my dick and said I have nothing to be concerned about. What are your thoughts on this subject. I have been told by many ladies that my cock gets really hard, that when I get hard, I am hard as a rock .