Odd Meetup

A real coho ho’...

BT

Naw, he's gonna hook up with a piece of bass.

Headed to Alaska for the halibut?

BT

@Fokkers,

I'd argue with that viewpoint but I need to pack for my Alaska fishing trip next week...

I prefer to call potatoes fishermen, as they throw out the lady as bait and hope that they can reel in a prize winning catch.

I have always stated this and that is that what you see in our profile is what you’re going to get. There will be no surprises.

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It could be that her potato has special things that you don't see. oral skills that will not stop, magic fingers, a large dick or even a average dick but knows how make a lady scream. Just meeting a person doesn't show you their special talents.

Perhaps the potato knows he's become a potato, and that's why they're in the LS? That way his girl can have some spicy fries on the side ;-) Sucks for the girl of the couple they're meeting though, unless both women are into bi play.

Potato is a great way to describe the last guy we met. The lady was lovely. The guy was a, well, potato!

Hey, I am NOT tasteless...

Gotcha.

Thanks for the potato visual. I’ll never be able to look at a pierogi the same way again.

BT

I was going for more of an E.D.
Joke on that one..

But not wanting to entirely belittle the OP with cheap puns....We have not experienced anything like that scene. The all too common experience is a finding a very sexy lady paired with what my GF calls a "potato ". A bland starchy tasteless dude completely lacking in spice, sensuality, flirtatiousness or anything that could be considered a hint of game.

But the key is to hear one of them say, What a dick!, as you’re walking away. That, my friend, means you’ve arrived!

BT

I know what you guys mean. I'm apparently quite the stud myself. I once heard a woman tell another at the club " If you could get that guy to fuck you, you'd be lucky."

Another series 9f examples as to why certifications are imperative to this lady. Happy hot June

........"Not long ago I stopped and spoke with two girls at Caliente. As I walked away, I heard one say "damn that is the biggest dick I have ever seen" and the other girl said "and what an ass!"

This happened to me the other day at the local rural/farm store. A very beautiful lady remarked at how beautiful my cock was and that she had never seen such a nice ass.

I was so shocked that I just didn't have the heart to tell her it was a burro.

Regarding big dicks and ass, if you have to explain it, the joke is ruined.

We met a couple where the wife was missing a few teeth...and another couple where the wife had dyed and damaged her hair severly. The only "odd" guy was one who showed up with a Sesame Street t-shirt on. (We are partial to Mr. Rogers neighborhood...haha). Another was meeting a guy who shows up in the hotel lobby in a robe and generally a mess. He said "guess who I am?.... the Big Lewbowski..." it was halloween night, but we werent amused.

I'll just note for the record that I NEVER bring the puppet to a restaurant.

So you don't have to worry about any weirdness...

Dad bods are fine, but having someone show up 50 pounds heavier than their photos is a bit of a turn off. Not because of the weight but because of the lack of self-awareness.

I've been on SLS with one profile or another since 2012 and in that time, I've had one guy show up dirty (his girlfriend was lovely but they came as a team and nope) and one who was apparently a rageaholic (his girlfriend was amazing, but, again, nope). Probably a coincidence, but both couples were Canadian. ;-)

The oddest one was the guy who sat beside me at a separate table and spouted conspiracy theories. He looked normal, there was no indication in his profile, and he was batshit.

Fokkers in New Orleans, The Untold Story. I can see it now.

BT

@BT : we were talking about how maybe next year we do New Orleans for our vacation. Fokkers in N’awlins... what could go wrong...

Dude she smacked my ass, then grabbed and held on, looked me in the eye and told me that “...she would put a smile on my face.” I was like “what?!?!” And she disappeared into the casino.

So it wasn’t like I just let it go.

Wait... You heard them say, What an ass! as you were walking away?? Maybe it doesn’t mean what you think it means...

Not saying it’s from firsthand experience or anything. Nooo, Sir!

BT

@Travelers: I do have a great ass (a few days ago in Vegas some girl came up to me and grabbed it while I was in line). The other part well ...I’m a grower and it does tend to surprise ... lol

@fokkers - "Still looking for my ‘dad bod’ loving ladies."

I have the dad bod too bro, but I overcome it by being super well hung with a great butt. Ya wanna know how I know that?

Not long ago I stopped and spoke with two girls at Caliente. As I walked away, I heard one say "damn that is the biggest dick I have ever seen" and the other girl said "and what an ass!".

Dad bod or not, I guess I still got it !!!!