Number 1 turn on

Gay poop, at least i have something to compare you to now.

Fun Ahoy is seriously fucking slipping. Back in the day, he'd be calling for popcorn by now.

GGMM: :-*

On another note: Lookie at the Mancrushing Trollie Rollies coming out now. lol

For both of us it's deep kissing. Mae West said "A kiss is a man's signature", and we believe it applies to women as well. I guess that makes us autograph hounds!

GGMM, if you do travel to West bygawd Virginia, I would recommend against wearing a fishnet bodysuit, it might snag on Allen’s nipple piercings.

Damn it, there I go again.

;^D

~Scamp

“us humorless, neo-fascist, assholes,”

Congrats on being self aware!

Actually, in addition to gay jokes we offered up some poop jokes in the getting started forum so we aren’t as one dimensional as you think.

You say childish, we say young at heart. Potato, potatoe.

~Scamp

Surprisingly, I'm not at all sorry I asked. (Heads off to check the travel time to W. VA...)

That reminds me of food that infomercial when the guy says to Scamp, “you’re gonna love my nuts”.

:-D

Didn't you read, you're not supposed to allow us humorless, neo-fascist, assholes, the ability to dictate what is funny or not. And since all you have are gay jokes, have at it, Hoss.

I see somebody wants to go thru The Misus’ purse. It’s okay, it happens when they have none of their own, yet more common so with the spineless.

:-)

“If Mrs. Allen carries your balls in her purse, whose ball are you carrying?”

I would take a guess here but I don’t want to get scolded again by the forum sheriff for making humorless gay innuendo jokes.

~Scamp

"If Mrs. Allen carries your balls in her purse, whose ball are you carrying? "

That is private and confidential, but if you force face sit me, grab my hair to pull me closer and slap my cock, I will let you hold and caress it when we're finished.

~Allen

Goodgolly I wish there was a like button.

I'll probably regret asking this, but I have to know. If Mrs. Allen carries your balls in her purse, whose ball are you carrying?

Our condolences. :)

No, The Mrs carries those in her purse.

:-P

Don't you mean balls Allen?

A dress with straps is welcomed, but if one more female of a couple shows up to a M&G in flip flops and a tank top, I'm taking my ball and going home. :-)

~Allen

A woman’s shoulders are a big turn on for me. If she’s wearing a dress with straps or a tank top it just makes me want to kiss her neck and shoulders.

"One with the self discipline to carry on a reasonably intelligent conversation for a few minutes before trying to climb on her."

That's some pretty strong self-control, you gotta admit.

Watching my wife have sex with another man. Even more exciting if they don't know I'm watching, but that is rare. Just the excitement of getting my wife set up on a date with a new single guy,and the anticipation of knowing that she is going to be fucking him, gets me hard just thinking about it.

One of the biggest turn-ons that I experienced was the first time I was with a hot Latin man and he asked me to turn over so that he could lick my back. It was extremely erotic.

I’m an ass man first and foremost. A nice ass gets me every time. But being touched and I mean serious, focused touching makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. A long, long time ago I had a girl outline my areola very forcefully with the tip of her tongue. It was one of those wtf moments, wth did you just do to me? How did you get your tongue that hard? Never experienced anything like it again. Can’t get a girl to replicate it. You know, I don’t want to whine, “no, no, no! She didn’t do it like that!” I’m afraid it will never happen again. She moved to the other side of the county and married shortly after and I don’t think they're swingers. I hate it when men are all stingy with their wives and stuff.

Btw, gay humor is not dead, Our gay friends and family are hilarious with their ability to laugh at themselves as well as straights.

I got no beef with anyone here, but humor is an individual thing. You have every right to say YOU don't think something is funny, but you don't get to tell me what is or isn't funny for me. That's just PC bullshit. Stop letting people get away with that.

On topic: The Pixie's got that neck thing going on as well. But even before that, she finds an intelligent conversationalist a big turn-on.
(Yeah, I know. Dafuq she doing with me?)

In this case, "Intelligent Conversationalist" would be defined as one, (male or female) with the self discipline to carry on a reasonably intelligent conversation for a few minutes before trying to climb on her. (That's my definition. She's too nice to ever say that.)

"But(t) that ASS!"