Limericks

I did not think this particular wench

has quite such an untoward stench

but we were best left alone

while she'd wriggle and groan

and oh did her ladyparts clench

A stench you say, tell us more

That’s something that I so abhor

She must have been fine

But to opt not to dine?

I think I’d have shown her the door

I once met a Brazilian lass

who had a magnificent ass

her pussy did smell

but she used it so well

I was persuaded to give her a pass

Two guys spun limericks all night,
Their verses both witty and bright.
Each line they would trade,
In rhyme games they played,
Till dawn’s early glow brought the light.

There once was a limericks thread

with jokes and jest it was fed

to write it all back

would require keeping track

of all of the things that we said

We once had a Limericks thread. Wayne removed it. I don't remember why.

I just want to see what kind of funny limericks you have wrote or read.

There is one I remember from my college days back at Kent State:

There once was a man from Kent
Whose cock was so long that it bent
To keep out of trouble
When he fucked, he put it in double
and instead of cumming he went