Let Us Hear It For

Let's hear it for: Wasting catfisher/scammers time.

Of late I've been getting couples messaging me on another site using almost the same verbiage basically saying "we're new, but we have a swingers club we're opening. Would you be interested?" 3 couples in 2 days, Los Angeles, Sacramento and Modesto. So I've been stringing the last one around after they asked for an outside email. thar.be.catfish at geemail, wasting.your.time at yahooooooo, and I just sent them confusing.scammers.is.fun at msn.

I am a bad man.

School of Hard Knocks or School of I Ain't Stoopid

:-P

@Melvin

Never mock the college of hard knocks :)

Let's hear it for those that state in their profile they are college educated, but their profile is riddled with grammatical errors. How can one claim "college educated" if they have failed elementary school English class?

Let's hear it for changing auto insurance companies and the old insurance company sending me a bill for $2.00 for one day of coverage that they had to do, while I was in transition to the new insurance company... Motherfuckers!

Ooof... Ouch!

Let's hear it for when your next door neighbor, who normally never calls you, calls you when you are out of town...

but it's to tell you something about the other neighbors and not to tell you that your house is on fire.

Let's hear it for...

When your cat can't find the right spot in the litter box to take a dump.

When your dog can't find the right spot to do its business in the yard.

For those that have their windows in their house or vehicle open on the rare warm days during Winter.

For the rare time(s) that you can and do flaunt your boss's mistake and he or she smiles and motions you away by a 'shoo' of their hand.

For when your boss can not afford to replace you, as you are too valuable and pretty much run the business anyway. For when your boss wants to replace you with someone at a cheaper pay rate or just because he or she can not stand you, but it would cost too much to replace you and train someone new. In turn, for when your current employer can not or will not match a better offer you've received, even if it is from your employer's direct competitor.

The random times you smell something out of the blue and it brings back a long forgotten memory of how something from your past had smelled.

For when you repair something that was buggered in a previous repair by someone you personally know and your repair makes that 'thing' function properly as it originally was designed.

For when your life's health issues are finally resolved because of finding the root cause of those issues.

Here is where you can give applause for the things in life that you are proud of or for those things that make you shake your head at someone's or something's stupidity.