Funniest advice from parents

and that my secret past and present would be a major hurdle in the straight world....

Funly, On no, Never had interest in guys until I started swinging as a couple....Still not attracted to guys other than sucking cock.. Have to admit that I don't seem to connect with women very easily however, (when as a guy) they must have a 6th sense...Mary Jo

Were you attracted to boys back then too.

I had this secret crush on a girl in my class, she wore such cute sexy dresses. I guess others were also attracted to her and bet me to her, she got preggo in 10th grade and dropped out never to be seen again, maybe being shy saved me a shit load of trouble...Of course there were other chics i was very attracted to.

If you masturbate you will go blind, well that didn't work!

Any missed opportunity, tall, because you were shy?

I was so clueless and shy as a teen...

Batteries cheaper than unwanted preggo... Mom was smart.. Sex was never discussed, to me anyways..

Pfffft. At least you got some sex ed in Catholic school. I had to transfer to public school and it's a good thing I did.

With a boy. With. a. boy. It could have been with a girl, but I hadn't met the right (wrong) one yet.

" I'm pretty sure I got pregnant the first time my clothes ever came off though."

Exactly how old were you when you took your first bath or shower? I never knew anybody, even in a Catholic school's locker room, who bathed/showered with their clothes on before.

You must have been a very dirty girl. I never did get that- back in the day at Our Lady of The Bleeding Knuckles, we were told dirty girls get pregnant. We assumed it had something to do with the whole Immaculate Conception thing. That was about the extent of sex education in Catholic schools.

Hard to say. Most likely mid to late 70’s.

Lovemeknot what year would that have been?

FlipDrop how did dad encourage you?

We were both Catholic, but no praying was involved. I'm pretty sure I got pregnant the first time my clothes ever came off though. Because that's an example of what happens with inadequate sex ed at home and in schools.

This was actually after I had my first child (at 16), but was still living in my parents house.

1. We had a newfangled appliance called a radar range (microwave).

My mother heard that the microwaves may cause sterility.

One day she pulled me in front of the appliance while it was on...

Here's to hoping...

That the vibrator I found in my mother’s underwear drawer was a body massager. Ran those batteries out repeatedly. She never reprimanded me. Just replaced the batteries.

Parents never tried to discourage actually. My dad probably did the opposite with me (not my sister)

True story..... Amish girl in this area got pregnant by boyfriend. She thought that you had to be married to be able get pregnant.

Pull n pray??

Msmolly... Do tell bout your method!

I wasn't really clear about that until I got pregnant. Not something I recommend, in case you were thinking of trying my method. ;-)

Oh wow msmolly so how do you get pregnant then?

Oh, you got your period? Well, be careful, because now you can get pregnant.

I had to wait until sex ed class later that year to discover pregnancy wasn't like seasonal allergies, brought on by something in the air.

2muchfun.... I looked at your open pics and that was good advice! I'd be trying to run up against her if she stood by me! lol

Mrs. 2much's mother told her don't stand too close to boys because they'll try to rub up against you.