Fun Facts

Fun fact : My cuke contains no GMO 's !

In Soviet Russia.. test takes YOU!

Heh... why do you think that I posted that? Cause I'm a dork like you, a head filled with completely useless crap!

If I'm around at this time next year, I'll remind you of the test, if I didn't make it this time around, I'll take it again ;)

FF: It's actually the same phenomenon, Sed.

Soviet scientists discovered that if it's done in a vacuum, x-rays are produced!

FF: In complete darkness, if you rip open a bandaid wrapper, you'll see a spark!

I have got to figure out how to work that into our next group play.

LOL

OK OK no politics here.

Fun fact:

If you take a tray of ice cubes out of the freezer in the middle of the night, in as total darkness as you can, and while it's still fully frozen, take it into a closet or something where you can achieve total darkness.... and then "crack" it... you will see faint flashes of blue light in the ice cubes. A phenomenon called "triboluminescence" - the most famous example is that of chewing Wintogreen Life Savers in the dark (better yet, hit it with a hammer).

And I'll let you use your imagination on what Obama's toilet training and background check would include.

Only assault toilets.

Or "high capacity" toilets.

I'll let you use your imagination with respect to what a "high capacity" toilet is.

FF: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

JW if toilet control is next on Obama's "To Do" list.

Too much interference from the aluminum foil hat, Nix. He can't get good Intel right now

Stop feeding the troll.
Stop feeding the troll.
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Stop feeding the troll.
Stop feeding the troll.
Stop feeding the troll.

LMAO...that's the best you got? Ask your "friends" for better intel.

Sed I have met on many occasions and I know is real.

HFT? Purely the fabrication of a senile recluse with no life other than stalking women on a sex site.

FF: Some men have fantasies about a fight attendant taking dictation while wearing stripper heals ;-)

Not so FF: Eighty-seven percent of the stalkers identified by their victims were male.

He can't help himself, he's been fed a lot of garbage by the nice people in case you haven't picked up on it. In addition, he's obviously obsessed with me, I mean just look at how this pathetic old creep can't stay from me :).

On another thought, I wonder if he's actually just an old creepy single masochist. 3/4 of his shit is obviously made up, has no photos, swallows ejaculate for 50 years.

I still laugh at the whole 45 year old women and menopause crap that he was going on about forever.

Who knows...

Stalker Alert

FF: The collective term for a group of Unicorns is called a Blessing.

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I certainly would consider it a blessing.

Would you give each one a different name? or would you refer to my breasts as George? Would you hug them and pet them and squeeze them?
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OMG Sed, I just laughed so hard some bacon came out my nose!

Are we gonna catch a mouse too, George?

FF: The collective term for a group of Unicorns is called a Blessing.

FF: Cliff Clavin is a swinger

FF: HFT has been sucking and swallowing for the past 50 years.

I guess that depends on how wild you spin the egg ;-)

"An uncooked egg will be a snack for the dog, the hard boiled egg won't. "

Depends on how fast is your dog.