Fun Facts

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

Better suited for the JW thread, but if Canadians celebrate Valentine's Day on April 9th or 10th, what day do they celebrate the Fourth of July?

:-D

Danville, PA

"Canadians, being on the metric system, celebrate Valentine's Day on April 10th, the 100th day of the year.

On leap years, it's April 9th."

That's just down right unAmerican.

T

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact:

Canadians, being on the metric system, celebrate Valentine's Day on April 10th, the 100th day of the year.

On leap years, it's April 9th.

NicAtNightVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us

"Clifford the big red dog turns 50 today"

There has to be a Valentine's Day joke in there somewhere

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

"What else ya got? :-) "

Shelly, I hope he wasn't trying to challenge you! I don't think he could handle it.

{ducking quietly out the side exit now}

Fun_AhoyVeteran
Madison, MS, Us

"FF: Hope I can lend a hand in your effort Mr. Fun?"

Only a hand? I already have two of those. What else ya got? :-)

savandwinRegular
Anniston, AL, Us

My favorite non lifestyle Lent joke.....You know you've been married too long when your spouse gives up sex for Lent and you don't find out until after Easter.

:)

Mrs Sav

Fun_AhoyVeteran
Madison, MS, Us

FF: I've decided to give up celibacy for Lent.

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact:

The number you're seeing is the number of users online :)

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

Fun Fact: There are 6,500 profiles here that start with "Fun", and 6,951 that start with "Gloom".

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

Fact:

Some people take all the FUN out of everything.

Deep six

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact:

Everyone has "issues", one way or another.

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

issues VA?

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun FACT

If you SHOUT what you're saying enough, particularly by writing the word FACT all in caps, even the most outrageous bullshit becomes a FACT!

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

"The first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person is batshit crazy."

Or just accepting that they're BATSHIT crazy HAHAHA

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

One more Fun Fact:

The first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person is batshit crazy.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF: It appears someone already posted that one in the other thread.

Not so fun fact: I don't have enough time lately to keep track of the Forum.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF:
Sperm is good for your skin. When semen is left to dry on skin, the protein left behind can help redce wrinkles.

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

Not sure FUN is the word... A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen!

Pequea, PA, Us

Fun Facts Vs. fun facts...FF

At this moment and including this post, the original Fun Facts has 30 more replies than the newly created fun facts.

FF #2, I must be bored to actually notice something like that :-)

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

trooperandpirategirl the studies I've seen say they can't prove that is what it is. With gold, they say it's called, black demagraphism. Also some think it's the ingredients in make-up, but on a man it rarely shows up with same make-up. They say it could be because woman wear make-up so often it's absorbed in the skin. Who knows, but it works every time I make someone do it at the bar HAHA

Louisville, KY, Us

Funshine my iron is usually so low I can make huge black streaks on my face with solid gold :(

FunshinePaRegular
Chesapeake, VA, Us

Rub the edge a nickel on your face ladies with make-up on and it will turn black.

Fun_AhoyVeteran
Madison, MS, Us

FF: Some dude is offering for sale yellow CheatStrong bracelets. When ordering, specify whether you want the optional slow-release dose of HGH.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF: I now have as many Olympic medals as Lance Armstrong, and twice the balls.