Fun Facts

FF: I'm horny.

Would it be OK if I thought about aiming something else at your "girlie bits"?

Mr. Scandle bought a power adjuster for the Hitachi wand. It helps, giving much more variability in the power settings, but the thing is still too freakin' huge!

My hand instantly goes numb if I try to hold one of those things. Don't even THINK about aiming it towards my girlie bits. And it hurts my ears.

I don't know how women like the hitachi wand. It takes your brains out. I find zero pleasure in it.

Or you can plug your hitachi wand in it's place and make ALL of your worries disappear ladies

;^D

Goodenuff, I thought you were going to say unplug it and plug he blended in its place....things look better after a few frozen drinks. Lol

I found just turning the machine off, even if it "looks" like it's off but is in standby mode, works just as well. Our printer needs this kind of finessing every once in a while.

Better yet-

If you have trouble with your electronic devices and you are going crazy.
Unplug the electric from the wall outlet before throwing the sum-bitch out the window.

If you don't, the damn thing will just hang there by the cord aggravating the hell out of you even more.

Or ask a 12 YO to fix it.

I heard we put a man on the moon.

T

I heard an interesting fact a while back.

Scientists have analyzed the data regarding Ted Kennedy's car crash back in '69 and came to the conclusion that he must have been driving in excess of 150mph at the time the car went off the Chappaquiddick bridge. That's the only way that they could explain how Mary Jo Kopechne's panties got blown into the glove box.

FF: Regular naps prevent the effects of old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Fun Fact I picked up while watching t.v. on vacation: you can get a spark strong enough to light a fire by using a long paper gum wrapper (like Juicy Fruit gum's wrapper) and a battery. After creasing the middle, hold one end of the wrapper on the positive end, the other end of the wrapper on the negative, and be ready for the spark to catch in your kindling.

Fun Fact:

You will get more birdies flying than you know what to do with if you post in Hot Date that the M half is gone for the weekend, and the F half is looking for something to do.

I see a correlation : getting f*'d and needing a mattress

Oops, forgot to add that President's Day is also Mattress Sale Day.

I swear, every store that sells mattresses has a President's Day Mattress Sale going on.

Fun Fact- Today is Presidet's Day in the US.

Kinda like Groundhog's Day. If the president sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bullshit.

Fun fact:

Today is "Family Day" in Ontario. A holiday created out of thin air by the Premier as an election promise in 2008.

I'm surprised nobody's tried that here - proposing new public holidays as election gimmes.

I can see the reason......whoa!

Fun fact: I have always loved that pic, cherry waves.

Sounds like Russian roads are a lot like US roads.

Ditto for drivers.

I looked into this and it seems to be somewhat correct. They are not required, per se, but it's common practice for people to have them for this reason. New York blogger and Russian native Marina Galperina wrote a piece about the dash cam culture in her home country, arguing that they are “Russia’s last hope for civility and survival on the road.”

Galperina adds:
The conditions of Russian roads are perilous, with insane gridlock in cities and gigantic ditches, endless swamps and severe wintry emptiness on the backroads and highways. Then there are large, lawless areas you don’t just ride into, the police with a penchant for extortion and deeply frustrated drivers who want to smash your face.

Yup. Very true.

T

Fun Fact: Due to insurance fraud, all cars in Russia have dash cams.

Not sure if that's true- someone just told me that when I commented on all the dash cam videos of the meteorite strike.

Fun fact:

As far as I can tell, every car in Russia has a dash cam and plays loud cheesy dance music.