Fun Facts

Windermere, FL, Us

Adultery in Michigan can get you locked up for life.

Adultery is still a felony in Michigan, although nobody has been prosecuted since 1971. While a number of states have laws against adultery, Michigan is special for the punishment.

Strictly speaking, the law states that any sexual penetration "under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony" is 1st-degree criminal sexual conduct. In Michigan, this involves the guilty parties facing up to life in prison.

peghey19Veteran
Arlington, VA, Us

Sounds like my senior year of college

Richland, WA, Us

FF.

Female hyenas have a sudo penis that can become erect.

New Orleans, LA, Us

I was at Barnes and Noble last week and couldn't find it. With a knowing smile, the clerk suggested I keep checking back.

As a side note, my 12 year old son is now playing the "Your Epidermis is Showing game" with his 9 year old sister. The kid scares me.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

You should read Gullible's Travels before you head to Glubbdubdrib.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Dood, I'm still standing here inside this big-ass barrel, trying to figure out where the corner is, so I can piss.

...and I DID find the word "Gullible" in the dictionary. Fargin Lyers!

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF:

Toxicology reports indicate that all mass shooting suspects were found to have dihydrogen monoxide in their system prior to their shooting sprees.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF: PepsiCo once traded Pepsi products to the Soviet Union/Russia for vodka, 10 commercial ships, 17 submarines, 1 cruiser, 1 frigate and 1 destroyer.

Maybe they hoped to sink CocaCola?

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

Fun Fact: 16,128 shots of tequila is a butt load of shots.

The metric conversion of a butt load is approximately 477 liters.

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact (sort of)

More than 500,000 Purple Heart medals were manufactured in August 1945 in anticipation of massive casualties during a land invasion of Japan (which of course never happened). All Purple Hearts awarded since 1945 are from this manufacturing run. There are still 120,000 Purple Hearts remaining from this supply (as of 2003, it's now probably about 100,000).

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

Fun Fact: I never thought I'd be in bed with the Boinkster! Fair warning: I'm a cover hog!

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
  1. Yes, you can. Trust me.
  2. You can if your bald.
  3. Gonna be a lot of dead pussy lickers if that’s true.
  4. No, I didn’t.
  5. Read number 4
  6. I’m always smiling. Except when I fart, and then I smile after so that doesn’t count.
LeezaVeteran
Gibsonia, PA, Us

FF- I'm glad you liked, Mario.

FF#2- When Coca-Cola was first introduced in 1886, it was the color green and contained cocaine

mario609Veteran
Vineland, NJ, Us

FF #1- Mr. Leeza made my morning with that story about the lic plate.

FF#2- Mrs. Just curious looks hot, hot , hot, waiting there by the window.

Pequea, PA, Us

Mr. Leeza

You should have went with BOBISOX...it may have made it through.

LeezaVeteran
Gibsonia, PA, Us

FF: when we lived in another state, my license plate read, UPANDIN.

I actually got the idea from a training course that my employer put us through on the power of positive thinking... it did help with work challenges and I also applied it to other areas of my life such as my golf game. If I hit the ball into trouble, I would think "I can get up and in from anywhere" instead of thinking "oh shit, I'm totally screwed," and the more positive thoughts (I'm convinced) produce better results. "Up and in" is a common expression in sports... Johnny Miller on the golf broadcast will often say "Oh no he's buried in the bunker... that's going to be a tough up and in from there." Or in basketball, the commentator will say, "Dwayne Wade dishes to LeBron and it's UP AND IN." Or when a pitcher in baseball throws a brush back pitch, it's referred to as throwing him "up and in."

When we moved to PA, I applied for my UPANDIN license plate. I was notified that the plate was rejected and they refunded my application fee. I contacted the DMV and talked to the guy in charge... they have one man in Harrisburg that makes censorship decisions for the entire state (our tax dollars hard at work). Anyway, I told him that I had the license plate in Virginia and I also gave him the aforementioned sports examples and my reasons for requesting it... he still said that he thought it was "too dirty."

His name was Bob. I applied for another license... "BOBSUCKS."

FF #2: It was rejected.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

When seen in the rearview mirror, YX35MI says IMSEXY.

Well, sort of. There's the dyslexic "S"...

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact:

Hugo Chavez is dead.

NicAtNightVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us

Maybe I need to get 4NicAt plates

;^D

BTW, I saw that article and you also cannot have "FREEDOM" in DC.

Windermere, FL, Us

Actually.... the following are all banned in DC.

L4NIK8R
O4NIK8
24NIK8
4NACATE
4NACK8
4NAC8
4NAKAT
4NAKA8
4NAKITE
4NAKME
4NAKS
4NAK8
4NAK8ME
4NAK8R
4NAK8TR
4NAK8UE
4NAK8U2
4NCATE
4NCK8
4NEK8
4NEK8ER
4NEK8R
4NEK8U
4NER8R
4NICATE
4NICATR
4NICK8
4NICK8U
4NIC8
4NIC8R
4NIC8U
4NIKAT
4NIKA2
4NIKK8
4NIK8
4NIK8ER
4NIK8IV
4NIK8ME
4NIK8OR
4NIK8R
4NIK8U
4NIK80R
4NIQ8
4NKATE
4NK8
4NK8IT
4NK8R
4NK84FN
4NOKATE
4NOKTY
4NOK8ME

Windermere, FL, Us

Only in Ohio.

It's amusing to see how creative (or in some cases, uncreative) some people have been in trying to come up with ways to curse on their plates.

jandscincyRegular
Lexington, KY, Us

But 4nik8 is allowed.

Windermere, FL, Us

Fun fact:

A 2,087 page document of all the license plates you aren't allowed to have.

Aww... CUMBALZ and TITFUK aren't allowed.... neither is OBAMA....

w ww.governmentattic.o rg/7docs/AllStatesBannedPlates_2012.pdf

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

FF: In "Banzai Skydiving", you jump out of the airplane with no parachute. Well actually, you throw the parachute out first, then you jump out and hope to catch up with it and put it on before you hit the ground.

jandscincyRegular
Lexington, KY, Us

"Would it be OK if I thought about aiming something else at your "girlie bits"?"

Absolutely it is OK especially if that something else doesn't vibrate at 9 million m/s.