Elbonian condoms

Sorry, I can't help you with Elbonia.

But if you ever get to Lower Slobovia or Freedonia...

Oh lordy this will be good.. maybe try saran wrap!

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I believe Elbonian condoms are made of yak intestines.

But you'd have to ask Pointy Haired Boss about that.

If there's any of you who've indulged in the wonderfully hot sex tourism in Elbonia, I hear that they've banned importation of foreign-made condoms, so you have to buy locally. As I've never indulged myself, do you have any recommendations for local products?