Dear Santa 2021

All I want is to be removed from the extended warranty call list.

Gibson ES 335 or a PRS ….with humbuckers …….Why not a 1958 LP Black Beauty ? Santa just give everyone good health . Get rid of Covid so we can get back to Europe and never worry about being quarantined..

I second that BT. Too many people I know have it or have died from it

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, all I really want is for you to clear the path for science to find a cure for cancer. I know I’m not alone in hoping that I can stop standing by helplessly while my friends and loved ones waste away from various forms of cancer. This shit has to stop and you’re just the guy to make it happen.

Thanks for listening,

BT

Santa,

You know you're my main man... and I haven't asked for shit since the 80's.....

So, in 2022 please give me car and bike mechanics, roofers and contractors that ain't trying to fuck me over.

Oh yeah, the 10 lbs of "Medicinal Weed" for your back (wink, wink) is in the mail.

Dear Santa

All I want is for every body through out the whole World come together as one, and all have a very merry Christmas.

Mickey

Sorillo.. no Gibby 335 or PRs w Humbuckers.. gee !

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I just want a scantily-clad Kate Beckinsale showing up at my door, breathlessly whispering that she wants me to take her. Now.

That's all. I don't think that's unreasonable.

Your friend, Sorillo

Good point HornyWife. Dear Santa, all I want are the 6 magical numbers for Powerball. I've been real good, and Santa I can be real good at being bad if you know what I mean ..... Wink Wink ....

Does anyone even know what NORMAL is anymore?

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year all I want is for this COVID to be over and we get back to normal.