Dear Santa 2020

Two more successful Covid vaccines so we can get back to being naked with all our slutty friends ASAP.

Ba da bum! Good one Kibbs.

Dear Santa, please bring NC Single Guy a real live single or couple. There’s not much left of those windmills...

Signed Sancho Panza

I think it is interesting that someone would consider this an either/or proposition.

Dear Santa,

Please find a way to retire the following 2 phrases: asking for a friend, & living my best life.

You can place the ashes of them in my stocking and give the remaining gifts to others. That is all I ask! Thank you, Santa.

Dear Santa

Please leave Kibbs with a bow on her ass in my bedroom, and then get the hell outta here.

Just celebrations of self reflections.

Even a new profile selfie to celebrate today’s celebrations of reflecting.

:-P

~Allen

Dear Santa,

please, please, please can I have a better year in 2021

LOL.

Public pronouncements of self improvement are often hollow...

What tbr posted makes sense.

I moved snow for 3 hours this morning; I then reflected back and celebrated by cleansing my sweaty vessel with biotin, provitamins b5, 11 other nutrient-rich botanicals that remove dht build up and promote circulation.

A second reflection called for a celebration by consuming gravy, biscuits, bacon and scrambled eggs.

I kinda like this celebration of reflection. For example, I just looked in the mirror and said to myself, “self, you should go fix a rum mudslide smoothie to enjoy while you bask in the glory of bloodletting demons from Earth in Doom Eternal. I cannot argue that, so it shall be!

Celebrate at every opportunity!

:-)

~Allen

All opportunities for self reflection are to be celebrated.

If you choose to use a holiday to do so, great. If you don't, also great.

We are not in any sense a religious family. But I can respect people who use religion as a vehicle for self improvement.

Understood, so to put it into perspective to self reflection, you house clean once a year and celebrate to your friends how good at it you are.

Others prefer to clean as they go without needing a special occasion to break out scrubbers in advertisement for self reflection, yet you place pity upon them.

~Allen

Allen,

I never think of it as "celebrating a lie". To me, it is an opportunity to consciously reflect upon what we truly have and what we can do for each other.

We got rain and snow in Yosemite this weekend. Thank you Santa...

She’d feel better if you donated a meal on her behalf over this holiday of giving.

FWIW, This year to date, I have donated over 7000 compute hours on 12,000+ NVIDIA GPU cuda cores, along with 28 Intel cpu cores; effectively generating electrical consumption of approximately $60-$80 monthly at World Community Grid for Cancer Marker Research.

Oh, part of my neighbor’s 80ft tree collapsed earlier. Me and my son voluntarily spent two hours, fuel, oil, chainsaw, lawn tractor and a wagon cleaning it up and hauling it off so they wouldn’t have to. Merry Christmas neighbor, a worthy gift with no expectations.

~Allen

Well then....

Kibbie tell the big guy that I don’t personally need anything material but Merry Christmas anyway!

Xoxo MrsU

lol kibs, please don’t feel sad for me, I have everything I’ve ever wanted and only ask for nothing from others. I don’t need to have celebration of a lie to have reason behind giving to specific needy organizations to make myself feel better in any manner.

~Allen

Allen, with that terrible attitude, no wonder your results! I am so very sad for you, darlin.
I gave up asking for things for myself years ago, having so much more than a girl could want. I started, instead asking for donations to animal shelters or women's shelters in my honor. It makes me quite happy to know I can help others during this season of giving.

Hugs,
Kibbie Klause

Dear Santa, you’ve become unreliable and obsolete.

I have no longer relied on the holiday to receive things as gifts. Each year gets tiresome of cleaning out closets of still packaged gifts of uselessness, so I’ve started getting myself gifts of things I want or need. When asked for a list, the only things I list are cash or gift cards not affiliated to any certain store.

As for asking worldly things, the human race doesn’t even qualify for a measly lump of coal.

~Allen

KRAMPUS IS WATCHING

You can tell that fat bastard that I want an official Red Ryder carbon action 200 shot Range model air rifle.

I would ask for the high capacity 650 shot version ($63.98 with free shipping to the North Pole at Amazon) but there's so much controversy over high capacity these days.

I've been asking him for one since I was 9 years old and I ain't seen it yet. Your feminine charm, whispering in his ear, boobies in his beard, tush on his lap... Nobody, and I mean NOBODY could say "no" to that.

But don't tell him I called him a fat bastard. I'd just get a lump of coal.
Again.

I don't want much for Christmas. Just Kate Beckinsale in a lace teddy. That's all.

I don't think that's unreasonable in the slightest.

we had a little bit of snow here today

snow, please

Oh, yeah, and World peace.... {nervous giggle}

Everyone has submitted the sweetest requests so far.
I do intend to forward them all post haste to the jolly old elf, himself