Dear Santa, 2019

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is to see one profile owner with a long, legal & threatening disclaimer to take legal action against Sydney University or any other person forewarned about violating privacy.

Absolutely nothing...............

.......except maybe some of The Mrs.’ wonderfully refreshing road head.

~Allen

I'm asking Santa for quality respite care so we can get away for at least a long weekend and not have to worry about my mother-in-law (my brothers-in-law are proving to be not great options). Pretty sure I can manage finding someone to meet up with and play if we can get some alone together time!

Hope everyone's holidays are all that you wish for!

Last night's threesome was a perfect Christmas gift for me and my husband. I'd like to have more of that please. I also would like for others to have all their fantasies fulfilled as well. Is that too much to ask for?

I should add..... My wish is not for harmony or peace or anything like that. It would just be for shock value entertainment.

Haven't stepped in there for 5 yrs or so, so my wish may have already been checked off.

mumble mumble double-jointed elf women mumble mumble reindeer antlers and the back seat of a sleigh mumble mumble does Mrs. Claus need a spanking mumble mumble

Joy. Who's Joy? Is she cute?

Dear Santa,

#1 on my list this year is I just want one person to concede victory to another person in the political forum. That would bring me such joy, Santa.
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Already got it.

Can I be the Santa who’s lap you climb into?
Merry Christmas! Hope yours is filled with
Joy.

It's that time of year again!
It's time to climb up into Santa's lap and tell that jolly old elf what your heart desires.

Merry Christmas to all!
XOX,
Kibby