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He's either gone offline or he blocked me.

You'd think, but no. That's authentic unsuccessful wounded middle age male.

I wish he was trolling.

This is so entertaining. You know he's trolling, right? Lol

"Additionally, I fantasize about cuckolding and hot wife play."

These are the words on your profile.

Then you say it's wacky in your last post here.

All those millions you have and no woman to enjoy it with?
Or do you have a GF and here to fool around behind her back cuz she won't join you as a couple?

OH - Jesus Christ dude. You're so far up your own ass you can tell what you're going to have for breakfast tomorrow.

You're just a condescending dick.

Very few ppl talk abut their income and wealth.

It's not a way to impress anyone.

Leading up to, during and after sex.... a job title or bank account size is the least concern of lifestyle members.

I'll take a sexy swinger w/ no money and tons of debt and personality over a rich, ugly, non-sexy woman any day.

Rodney had a personality and was humorous. You don't and are not.

People enjoyed his company. Yours, not so much.

Unless you're hosting or contributing somehow to the party, nobody cares how much money you have.

The last president was "allegedly" a billionaire without confirmation... but a major dickhead.

"OH2 is the Rodney Dangerfield of the swing lifestyle.
No respect..."

But he cant do a Triple Lindy to save his life

OH2 is the Rodney Dangerfield of the swing lifestyle.

No respect...

I am still giggling at the designer clothes line and trying to mesh it with the dumpy looking stuff you had on in the golf picture you posted. A guy who finds designer clothes at a thrift store will have reservations about going to a party or take over because of the cost. The guy who buys them at retail takes a professional to the party with him to get his foot in the door. Before you start whining again, we have met several professional ladies who accompanied men to parties and takeovers. The funniest was when the guy got wasted and just blurted out how much the evening cost him. At this point, OH finding a nice pro to go with you is your best option.

“ I got it ;*o
Lady”

I’m BT, and I approve of this message.

Humming?

Come closer Lady. ;^p

How have you and that tramp of a husband been? More importantly, when are you two coming back to NOLA?

~Scamp

I got it ;*o

Lady

(Humming “How Deep is Your Love”)

Ehh, it was an inside joke. ...deep inside. You wouldn’t get it.

BT

Just a thought...

Rabbit Darlin’, having met you and Scampy in person, we never thought to think about who else you might be “hovering” with.

We both were far more consumed with how we might somehow join that honored list!

Lady & Tramp

“Bridgetender, are you getting any pussy?”

(Lady in back of class eagerly raises hand. “Can I answer that one?”)

Yes(eyes rolling back in her head)

Lai-Dee!!!!

8inch...I often end up arguing with you, but dood, you’re killing me here. My sides are actually hurting!

Tramp

LOL

"... I could care less about the meet and greets, parties, etc. I ain’t putting up money to go to those events."

So you paid for membership on SLS where your chance of meeting swingers for sex are far less than your chance at M&G or parties?

No wonder you're so financially successful. ;-)

Just think of all the meets, parties, fun and pussy OH has talked himself outta of.

Must be a joy working as his co-workers!

He has the personality of a cow shit covered mushroom field.

“I will get the last laugh on them.” - OH2NY

The pigeon prances across the chessboard, knocks all of the pieces down, including his own, craps everywhere, and declares himself the winner...

Note to self: Never play chess or try to help a pigeon.

I should have known early on, when you wrote “Bridgetender, are you getting any pussy?” that you were a lost cause.

BT

“Do you think I want to take after you and BT?”

Only if you want to be successful but it has become apparent that you prefer obstinacy.

You continue to brag about your designer clothing and all of your materialistic success but still don’t recognize that you, as a person have nothing to offer couples.

Here is the best advice I can offer and I’m sure you have heard this several times but never taken it to heart.

If, as a single male you got into the LS just to have lots of sex, leave now. Couples don’t invite self-centered guys into their bedroom. If you come to the LS to help women and couples explore THEIR fantasies that include an extra guy, embrace your role and BE that guy. And guess what, you end up have a hell of a lot of sex.

The key here is to BE that guy, not pretend to be just to get laid. Couples can spot posers a mile a way and that is what you have revealed yourself to be.

~Scamp

I occasionally think I want to say something on this thread but see that OH2NY is busy beating the crap out of himself (again) and decide to just stand back and give him room until he’s done.

Carry on OH. Nothing you have said is worth dignifying with a meaningful response from me.

~rabbit~

"I see all whites and one black guy. I didn’t see any Mexican, Hispanic, Indian, Jamaicans and what have you."

Maybe the Black guy was actually Jamaican or Latino?

Maybe you should refine your dating skills with single women (or men) and then re-try the lifestyle?

Or talk to your pastor and/or Jesus for guidance?

“To prove my point you have a picture of your wife with a black man hovering over her about to have his way with her.”

Did you bother to take a peak at our certs to see that we have enjoyed the company of several guys and couples in all hues of skin color? Of course you didn’t. You are so convinced that everyone and everything is against you that it has become self fulfilling.

And in case you missed it, neither BT nor myself are “BBC”.

Let me be perfectly clear here, you are the problem. Your attitude. Your approach. Your unwillingness to adapt or change. And perhaps worst of all, your incessant whining. You could be Jason Mamoa and the Rock all rolled into one and most women would run from you based on how you present yourself.

Take the best advice you have been given, give up. The LS is not for you.

~Scamp