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Things we have learned about OH based on recent posts here.

He is clueless about not only the LS, but about how to approach women in general.

He idolizes black male’s genitalia.

He is homophobic, believing that any man who comments on another man’s clothes is gay.

An ageist who thinks it’s “messed up” that my wife is 12 years younger than me.

And quite possibly a pedophile who thinks it creepy that one can be friends with adults who engage in consensual sex who also happen to be parents. Have you never had a girlfriend who has children? Was it creepy for you to meet them?

You have serious issues dude and getting rejected on a sex site is pretty low on the list of things you need to be concerned about.

~Scamp

Sounds like someone needs to read up on Dale Carnegie...

I've heard of penis envy, but this is rediculous!

I bet he dreams about Black and Brown cocks.

Enter BT

Now there’s a successful single guy....you may want to take a page from his book there....but that’s just me....

~lady~

Heck, I think it’s about time for ole Tramp to head home and see if there’s a chance he might can snuggle up to those nice three legs!

Tramp

(I’d like to get close to some of that “killer” NOLA stuff too!)

Please don’t delete any of your posts here. We now have a fabulous thread for single guys looking for advice to show them what NOT to do.

~rabbit~

I almost ate popcorn for dinner last night, but my better self stopped me and put me to bed without supper.

Am I the only one who thinks HollyBlue is trolling (which I wouldn't mention except whosits has me blocked)?

""Just wait around" was truly terrible advice, you are correct about that."

There are some people who could wait around until the end of time and not a single woman would pick them. For others, it would be an unworkable strategy due to very low volume response. But there are some men to whom women gravitate and waiting would work great for them.

Dogs, drunk chicks, and anyone who has a slightly crazy story tHeY MuSt TeLl will move others out of the way to get to me. I suspect some of us can say the same thing about cats, small children, the opposite or same sex, etc.

Popcorn anyone???

~lady~

Still whining? I thought you were leaving.

If you consider off the rack ill-fitting shirts from JOS Banks “designer clothes”, I’m starting to see the problem.

~Scamp

"when in reality, you are just here searching for easy pussy"

That's about the size of it....

A dude can say whether a man has nice shoes, bad shoes, a good suit, cheap suit, good fit, bad fit, bad haircut, fit or unfit....

and NOT BE GAY!!!

OH, to answer the question, "who do they thing they are?"

People who read your forum posts and didn't want to go anywhere near your attitude. Even if you were fit like you claim and had the dick you dream of you are a hard pass. Take a professional to a party with you and she can help you break the ice and get to know some people.

“ Would your rather be rich, wearing designer clothes or have a BBC?”

Ahem....can I answer that????

Oh wait you were asking him that question...my bad...carry on

~lady~

Every single thing you whined about (again) has been addressed ad nauseum by couples, single females and fellow SMs. You pick and choose the easiest pieces of advice and ignore the "putting in the work" parts and then complain about the lack of results. Moreover, you pretend to be a swinger and added verbiage in your profile to make it sound like you understand what the LS is about when in reality, you are just here searching for easy pussy.

As for your "designer clothes"? The picture of you wearing a tie shows an ill-fitting shirt, (tight in the neck, baggy in the body and the shoulders are drooping), your belt is several inches too long and the pants are pleated, an outdated look 10 years ago. Your next pic is a common polo shirt and casual shorts that look like you got them at Target, nothing special. And in your last pic, you are wearing wrinkled khakis that look like 20-year-old Dockers.

The best advice is wasted because you are just a poser and experienced couples recognize that in a heartbeat which is why you never hear back from them.

The only thing that makes sense in your last post is that you are giving up. Long overdue.

~Scamp

Looking at the rsvp list, I guess I see your point. Some of the attendees are specifically "BBC size queens", but not all. I personally couldn't handle all the crappy EDM twirk music that is probably played.

Would your rather be rich, wearing designer clothes or have a BBC?

Don't they have surgeries to give you a BBC, or at minimum a BWC?

All that money, and little sense where to spend it...

"Just wait around" was truly terrible advice, you are correct about that. The advice of actually going to swing events is good though, and I don't understand your dismissal of it. Everything that makes online hookups a low probability game is pretty much eliminated within an in-person setting.

Well, well, well...

Sir HOs-a-lot might block ole Trampy. That’s a hoot. I wonder if he he knows that he’s likely one of only two or three here in these woods who haven’t already done that! LMAO

At least he called Scamp my buddy. I feel very good about that.

Before you send me into the deep abyss of suffering called “HO’s Block Party,” know this:

I agree with you that the nice thing to do would be for everyone to reply to all reasonable messages. However, the reality (a thing that you clearly are not in touch with) is that many folks don’t.

Now...

You and I can get mad, foam at the mouth, kick the dirt about with our feet while we pitch a little fit, or...We can adapt to the reality and move forward.

I made my choice with those two options very early in life. You have clearly made yours as well.

Best of wishes from ole Trampy!

(You can send me to that party house now. 8^O)

Tramp-the-banished

Nope, 8inch, the posts remain.

It would appear that you’ve been invited to the OH guy’s block party. And judging from the spanking Scamp just delivered, my guess is that you’ll soon have company. Lmao

Tramp

Did he delete his posts?
I can't see anything he wrote.

“It still bogles my mind how a guy can watch his wife have sex with another guy right in front of him. You have to admit that’s a little wacky.”

Proof once again you are clueless about the LS and what it entails.

“I don’t think any guy here says I want to help people fulfill their fantasies.”

Only the ones who truly get it and therefore are successful here.

“...would rather use a $100 else where than give it to some club owner to see if I might get something. No guarantees there.”

You want guaranteed sex? Hire a pro.

You are only here because you thought it was an easy way to get laid. When that didn’t happen, you lashed out at how inconsiderate and rude people are. When you realized other guys are doing just fine while you continue to fail, you created this lie about how you are better than everyone else.

Just accept that you don’t fit in here. It’s not your “designer clothes”, superior intellect or sparkling personality. It’s because you Just. Don’t. Get. It.

And based on your comments and rants, you never will.

~Scamp

Hey sexy, we would love to see you two. Here, there, anywhere.

Just don’t expect designer clothes.

xoxo

~Scamp

I actually like this guy a little.

I haven’t had this much fun reading a thread since ole Lucifer was mucking about!!

Tramp

@Scamp

Hey there you sexy thang! Trying to get in a word to you in between Sir Lancelot’s ass whooping by the 8 inch cable(but then he did mention he wanted to get more into the BDSM thing)

Tramp and I are beyond ready for a NOLA trip. And the light is always on if you are in the big A! Nips, licks and slurpy kisses

Lady

I think OH2 is an attention whore who's getting off on all this attention and humiliation. I'm not kink shaming, bro. You do you. I'm just pointing out my observation.