Inaccurate Physical Description

Fresno, CA, Us

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Everyone lies today its the after effect of the Clintons and what they did to America. Last night we where going to meet a couple only to find out that all the certs where from a time when the woman part of the couple was a different woman.

This woman part of the couple had no experience and was being talked into swinging. We said no thanks as she was freaking over drinks., So we went to a karaoke bar and had lots of fun.

DNLBVeteran
Pensacola, FL, Us

We consider ourselves to be pretty open-minded about numbers, whether it's weight or ages, but it's irritating to talk to a couple who are represented as our age & size only to find out that they haven't updated their metrics since joining 12-15 years ago. It's just dishonest.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Athletic women have solid smooth skin when not pumped with exercise. My wife danced the ballet and she would look very muscular right after practice or a dance. but rested she had firm smooth skin..and so did her friends.

The feel of that firm smooth skin was so nice and sex with her i could contract her clit with the top of my cock in the way i wanted, no fat in the way. Her orgasms where incredibly intense.

Today its been a long time since her back muscle pulled and she had to stop. She still works out. During the summer she is 117 and the contract with her clit is still the same. in the winter she sometimes gets to 125, even that little bit of fat make my contact with her clit during intercourse less intense for her.

Twenty pounds of more of fat on a woman make contact with her clit during intercourse difficult to do.

tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us

It is a violation of TOS to call out a person...

Fresno, CA, Us

Dood, how many profiles do you have?

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

Scamp

Did you see the movie or at least look at the scene? It is such a funny scene. Every time someone talks about preferences that scene pops in my head.

I think I need to go watch it again :)

New Orleans, LA, Us

~S~ stands for Scamp, as in the male half of the couple.

I stand corrected. I misinterpreted your post based on the movie’s title rather than the scene you referenced. My apologies

~S~

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

RABBIT

Uhh . . . I didn't call him shallow at all. You might want read what I wrote again. I stated it reminded me of a scene in the movie shallow hal. If you have not seen the scene, look it up, it is a guy turning down a supermodel because her 2nd toe was longer than her big toe. Every other feature was perfect except for that.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

For me its simple, i love to make women orgasm. If there is fat in the way of a woman's clit then it takes my fun away because that fat makes it much more difficult to make a women orgasm until she drops.

Also fat women get tired real easy, while even women who are not fat and dont exercise last much longer..oh but a gym rat oh what a fuck that is.

New Orleans, LA, Us

“You and I both have a line. It's just yours is in a different spot than mine. But yes, I do have a LINE!!!!!”

I always find it amusing when the person whose line is a little “broader” than others calls the more selective person shallow.

~S~

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

MOT

Thanks bud. But you would do a 5'9 195lb woman . . . I know you would. She would just have to be a bodybuilder. :)

I think you are still a smidgen off. There are people like you in their preferences. There are people like me in my preferences. Not all people are like you and not all people are like me.

But you are making me chuckle . . . you made me think of the movie Shallow Hal and the scene with Lindsey about the toe.

You and I both have a line. It's just yours is in a different spot than mine. But yes, I do have a LINE!!!!!

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

Wow, that's quite the lengthy post.

You had me at "I failed", but lost me at "let me try again".

Maybe I'll check back later when it isn't Friday afternoon and I don't have "weekend stuff to do" on my mind.

:-)

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

Perhaps I failed to clearly explain the pet peeve. So let me try again. My pet peeve is that people use these metrics that are searchable as a way to include/exclude a person but never verify it nor would they use the same criteria if they meet face to face.

If you think you can judge someone's age or weight with a 99% confidence, I will tell you go to the carnival, they are hiring.

Now when you see a person at a club, you will not state that they are 5'4" 125. You will state, "she is around 5'4" and probably 125" Well, she can be 5'3" and 120, but that is ok, right? :)

But see you are also falling for a common human trap. You assume that because you are a certain way that others are the same. I have been in the lifestyle for over 20 years and in that time, I have been with a LOT of women. Some of them have graced covers of national magazines, and some, well, it's hard for them to afford to shop at Walmart. I have been with women who have 10% bodyfat to probably 35%(?) Why? Because unlike you, HWP has a different meaning and weight of priority. I am not one of the guys who you can put a supermodel in front of naked and I will get an erection. I am not one of the guys who will get an erection at a strip club. Now, if you let me talk to that woman for 10 minutes, regardless if she is that supermodel or that woman who is 5'9' and 195, I may get a raging hard on. See, HWP is not as important as the mental connection.

This is why, and for you, HWP is important, but for me it is not that important. Fuck, I married a former model and dated a lot of them :)

As much as I think NORCAL is on some serious drugs, he is correct in this one aspect. Meeting people, 'back in the day' was much better. See, in my opinion, you are using 2 dimensional data to determine compatibility and desire in a 3 dimensional world. Meeting someone will let you get a much guide as to if they match your preference. But seeing that superficial things are a high priority for you, and there is nothing wrong with your preferences, the best solution is to do a video call before meeting. Videos can't be photoshopped. Videos can't be staged by professional photographers to get the best sides.

When we started in the lifestyle we were in our 20s. We had a simple rule, we would not fuck anyone we were old enough to be parents of (duh) and not fuck anyone old enough to be our parents. One night we hooked up with this couple. After the fucking, we sat down to have breakfast and chit chat. In passing she mentioned something about having to spend time with her grand kid later on. My jaw dropped. I said, "Wait . . . grand kid? How old are you?" Instead of getting slapped, she was smart and asked, "How old do you think I am?" I said, honestly, I pegged you to be mid 30s, late 30s at the latest. She smiled and said, "Ok let's go fuck again!" She then said she was 53.

Another time, on a Friday night I hooked up with a 19 year old. Don't do it, they are terrible at sex. The next night I hooked up with a woman. It was awesome! She was a WOMAN and the other was a girl. We got on the subject of age and I found out she was 71. NOBODY believed her. EVERYONE thought she was late 40s early 50s. It was such a scene she went and got her license to prove it.

Granted we all judge and that is fine and honestly, we are just arguing about where the line is. So please, keep your preferences the way they are. Why? Z Because, in my eyes, you are rejecting a lot of women and I'll take them :)

In closing - if someone puts zero, you have no idea why, you are just assuming. Try thinking positive instead of negative. You might be pleasantly surprised.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

For the days when everyone would meet at a swing party live and in person.

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

This is a weird pet peeve of mine.

Imagine this scenario . . .

You are at a ____ (club, house party, event) and you see a person you are interested in sexually.

Do you . . .

1) Pull out a tape measure to measure their height?
2) Pull out a scale to put them on to get their weight?
3) Ask them to provide government issued photo ID to verify their age?

In my over 20 years of doing this I have never ever seen anyone do that. Yet, on sites like this, it somehow is a hard in the line criteria. And if they chose to put their weight at 0lbs, they are hiding something because that person is FAT. If they chose to put their age at 69, they are hiding something because they are OLD.

On another site, I found the funniest profile and solution to this . . .
The guy was > 6'4" and weighed > 300lbs and was 99. The woman was 4'9" and weighed 80lbs and was 18. Oh yeah, they both put down that they were gay.

Now I realize that for some people, it is a schlep to meet people and you do not want to be disappointed. Let Skype or any other video messaging system become your friend. Make it mandatory before you will even agree to meet the person.

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We do not really update our weight even though it fluctuates. Ours is odd because right around end of January to middle of April, we put on about 15-20lbs. Then right after some very important day in April the stress level is over and the ability to see the gym from the inside kicks back in. We will have lost 30lbs just before Thanksgiving and then gain ~10lbs over the holidays. Oh well . . . :)

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Mo swinging was a time of truthful people fun casual sex with big swing parties almost every weekend. all gone. Finding truthful people in the lifestyle is as rare as hitting the lotto.
Never mind finding a swing party.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

No its jut the way swinging has changed into the lifestyle. Everyone lies. The lifestyle is more about lying then about sex.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Its rare to meet a couple where the woman is at the weight she claims or the man is. Age is just as bad. Sometimes the weight is accurate but the age is off my twenty years.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Its all in what you consider a lie

Pottstown, PA, Us

Sure people take pics from the best possible angles, but I've yet to meet anyone here who was outright deceptive in their profile. I'm sure it happens, but outright lies? Seems like most people just do the little white lies. There's another thread in threesomes regarding this same topic...

Wilton, CA, Us

We update our weights if it changes either direction by 5lbs .

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

We have not met a couple on SLS for many years that looked like their pictures. Most are ten to twenty years older and much much heavier.
its funny when a profile show a fit woman and then says she is 5'4" 160 lbs

Sulphur Springs, TX, Us

I agree. A contact was made with another male half recently that appeared to be 9 yrs my junior only to find out we’re the same age.