Welcome. No, you aren't missing anything. This site has some strengths, but current refinements to 1990s technology and programming are not among them.
App?
I can’t seem to find an app for this forum? Am I missing something this website layout will be the death of me!
Oh and Hiiiiii I’m new here. Was in a poly marriage, divorcing and single. Dating an open minded man, and hitting up tabu in the coming weeks!

