Vs

Time and place for everything... usually foreplay : )

shower alone or with a friend : )

Wawa is used to seeing me at 6 am in PJs and slippers : )

flannel or an extra blanket

barbie... i am weird about this... I just don't think it's "cool" to glorify being a 'brat'.....so I don't buy them for the kids, or anything themed as such. My scene barbies look similar...and they have a pleasing name.

tylenol vs motrin?

back b/c it always goes futher...

Barbie dolls VS Bratz dolls

"One in the hand or two in the bush? "

I'm confused ... if it's what i think you mean
One in the hand

back massage vs foot massage

Oh!! Also due to the referee of the Reindeer Games. He's the best. Right? Right!

-Tig

Rudolf (due entirely to Yukon Cornelious. Bumbles bounce)

One in the hand or two in the bush?

-Tig

Good Morning America

frosty the snowman movie vs rudolph movie

lol* dont hate me... thats my usual.. this year? usual is not happening
Ill be using alot of bags this year.

dryer sheets (thanks for reminding me that I need to go switch the clothes over, right about NOW!)

The Today Show or Good Morning America

Bath n body works

drier sheet vs fab softner

domestic (mich lite, bottle)

lotions/ perfumes

bath n body works or victoria secrets

email was made for me!!

beer
domestic vs import

Oh man...toughie! Natural.

Black or blue ink.

-Tig

Good answer. Quite astute.

Dates.

Neck ties; ridiculous appendage to yesterday's business fashion -or- ridiculous and uncomfortable form of benign strangulation?

Tig (at work with a tie...ARGH!!)

...suspendies And a bra. Huh, wha? ;-)

Chips

fish or cut bait?

-Tig

Barney.

I hate you, you hate me,
lets chase Barney up a tree
with a big sledge hammer,
whack him in the head
oh thank god now Barney's dead.

Apple pie, with or without cheese?

-Tig

1 piece (the bikini bottom!) ;-)

Clown or mime (which would you rather throw under a bus)

-Tig

I love white..Mr, colored. It's a "family discussion" every year. Along with what goes on top of the tree...

angel vs star?

New, like jazz. Bob Rivers has some funny ones, here's an example:

Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
(Parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

multi-colored or white lights?

-Tig

candles (except in a car)

real tree or artificial?

-Tig

pool .. hate sand

fireplace vs space heater sorry...i just can't think about swimming lol

Done and wrapped

gift bags or decorated boxes

build a snow man.... or a snow mermaid (I have two young girls lol)

mini lights vs big lights (christmas)

love real trees, but right now have a fake one (we sort of alternate)

have a snowball fight VS build a snowman(woman)

bald

fake tree vs real tree