I'll Make a Man Out of You
you must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man) with all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man) with all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I always heard as
(Be a man) with all the force of a great haiku
Never made sense to me until one of our kids started singing it.
My daughter used to sing
I've got two lovers in Idishing
I've got two lovers and I'm not ashamed LOL
No, of course I did not correct her
There's a BATHROOM on the right...nope
There's a BAD MOON on the rise!
Patrice Rushen sings the song 'Forget Me Not.'
The first time I heard this song and every time I hear this song, I swear to God she's singing "Dippin' dots!"
Can't you see me here
I got my back against the wrecking machine
I eat the words that you've seen
Oh can't you see what I mean?
I'll never again hear that song the same way
My 2 favorites I’ve heard are courtesy of our kids:
Taylor Swift: correct: “Say you’ll remember me, standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset...”
Incorrect: “Say you’ll remember me, standing in an ice chest, staring at the sunset...”
Franz Ferdinand: correct (in a British accent for those unfamiliar): “Gonna have to tell her tonight...”
Incorrect: “Gonna have Nutella tonight...”
Country road, take me home... West Virginia, mountain hollow... ernt.
Country road, take me home...West Virginia, mountain MAMA. Oopsy
“Sunday’s monkey won’t tree Ben at all.....tree Ben at all”
It is really the French: “Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.....Tres bien ensemble” It’s French for: p“These are words that go together well.....together well.”
“Michelle”. The Beatles
SLO
@Westernskies, there are at least three ways those lyrics roll
Revved up like a douche
Like a rhythm in the night (what?! )
Revved up like a deuce ... then the next becomes jibberish. Even when you try to sing the correct lyrics lol
"Secret Asian man" : Johnny Rivers, Secret agent man.
Hey-ey, let's stop f*ckin' around... Big Nope
Hey-et, let's stop walking around. Yyyep.
Isley Brothers, Footsteps in the Dark.
As you're leaving please put your clothes back on... nnnope
As you're leaving please would you close the door... Ding!
I don't wanna lose your love toniiiight.
The Outfield.
In becks loser, I refuse to believe that he is not saying “I’m a lizard baby, so why don’t you kill me”
Blue Oyster Cult "Don't feel the reefer"
big ole jet has a light on.....right lyric......big ole jet airliner
Blinded by the light..... Wrapped up doucher, like a roamer in the night....
"hold me close, I'm Tony danza"
Great...now EVERY song I hear with the word "eyes" in it, Is automatically going to be "thighs".
Thanks, feels.
take almost any song w/ the word eyes , substitute thighs, instant song parody
In your eyes
for your eyes only
etc
Let us not forget "Dressed up like a douche."
BT
Because the Night - "The way I feel under your command" always sounded like "The way I feel about the Orkin Man".
A pest control guy meant that much to you, Natalie Merchant? Srsly?
Huh. You're pretty bendy!
Do you have a camera in my bedroom?
Oh yes! And "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night"
