Squirting

mrs lovemonkey and i went years ago, and i was disappointed the only available seats were way in the back. after i saw that I was glad i wasn't in the front.

Well, with Sea World ending the Shamu Show, it’s nice to know that there are options besides catching Gallagher’s sledgehammer act...

BT

if you've ever been to the live sex show at the casa rosso in amsterdam (and I'm betting a fair proportion of the readers of this forum have) you might remember that part of the show is the first few rows of the audience getting sprayed with some kind of fake cum by a guy in a gorilla suit pretending to jerk off into the audience.

"She would shoot out not only ping pong balls but steams of lotion from the stage into the audience."

Picturing people in the front rows looking similar to the front rows at a Gallagher performance with his Sledge-o-matic.

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BT your recollection of seeing a woman shoot ping pong balls from her vagina harkened me back to my misspent youth and a trip to a local adult theater to see the lovely Miss Honeysuckle Divine. She would shoot out not only ping pong balls but steams of lotion from the stage into the audience. Good times indeed.

Would you receive a two stroke penalty if you found the water hazard? Is it safe to retrieve your ball or are there critters in there with sharp teeth?

With all the chemicals used to keep the course lush, should women worry about used balls, and instead focus only on using new balls?

And if so, would the age old ritual of ball washing become obsolete?

I’m sure other fora contributors will chime in with more questions as is...par for the course.

Until then, here’s a shout out to the OP; Thanks for teeing this one up. Sadly, it’s the only thing many of us have had to swing at of late ;-)

BT

Water hazard? Could just be a misty day...

Apparently the shooting golf ball thing is a porn trick. Which, hey, fine, but that's not how squirting works (and I'm going to go with "That's Pee for $200" if it's not a dry shoot). Inserting golf balls into the vagina would not increase the flow, but might spread it out because it would necessarily narrow the channel through which fluid would flow. Basically, the amount would be the same as always but distributed differently. Also, three golf balls seems a little excessive.

Would the squirting count as being a water hazard?

Talk about a good lie on the 19th hole.

“ So to be clear, she didn't shoot the balls out,” - NH guy

Well, I was thinking that would be a great way for her to do her Kegel exercises AND play fetch with the dog.

...and maybe win that best video award from America’s Funniest Home Videos.

BT

I’ve lost my share of golf balls over the years but never once thought to look there. Gives new meaning to unplayable lie.

So to be clear, she didn't shoot the balls out, I believe the balls just add the pressure inside her to help her squirt across the room. She has been a squirter for a few years but not a shooting stream more of a giant gush all at once

So, like the LPGA’s version of BenWa balls?

Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow will be adding another item to her website!

I can’t recall the movie, but I do remember a scene where a woman shot ping pong balls across the room.

Gawd bless her!

BT

I've seen videos where a girl could pop out a golf ball a fair distance, but I don't recall squirting being a part of that trick.

So a guy my wife was with this week inserted 3 golf balls then massaged her clit with plenty of lube and she squirted across the room.

Has anyone ever heard if using golf balls to help a woman squirt across the room. If so what's your technique