Pineapples

I bought my wife a sls necklace. Just got it Saturday so she hasn't gotten to wear it out yet but I thought that would be pretty obvious.

That is correct! I wasn’t referring to athletes from the University of Florida either lol. Thank you

Since I'm pretty sure you're not speaking of alligators with pineapples balanced on their back, can I assume y'all are speaking of gaiters?

Although it does make for a fun visual on this dreary morning. ;-)

I've worn my pineapple gator in 6 different locations around my home town and no reaction so far.
Even walked around the grocery store with an upside down pineapple in the cart. But it is ok, maybe someone saw it and had to report home and have a good giggle knowing they were not the only one in town.

That is hilarious! I purchased a pineapple gator (if you have to wear a mask might as well make the most of it!). No reactions or interest so far. My wife wants to try the black rings anyone have luck with those?

Did you think your vanilla friend was not so vanilla and wanted a three sum?

Had a vanilla friend who has been living in Hawaii for several years come to visit last fall, she decided to treat all of us to a Hawaiian luau. She said she went to the store to pick up some fruit, including three pineapples. The pineapples kept bouncing around in the small spaces so she put two pineapples upright and the 3rd upside down in the middle . Within10 minutes she noticed she had two men following her, and another trying to "make acquaintance". She"s still wondering why, it was all I could do not to burst out laughing.. Told her it was because of her exotic beauty. Wish I could have been there. LOL

I love it! worn in the appropriate direction I might add! Keep us posted

<<<---Here is my new pineapple sleeve. Let's see if we get any attention in town :-)

Interesting concept we have to give it a try... any recommendation on the stickers?

OK John, I pass 4 grocery stores on my way home each day. I'm going to test this out. So, do I place 1 upside down pineapple in my cart or should I line up like 5 of them? I figure that swingers will either go, "Yup, he swings" or they will go "Dude, we get it". Suggestions?

John, those couples who asked why might have been subtly checking to see if you were sending a signal as a swinger.......and you blew it!!!! LOL

Hi everyone, I always place my pineapple upside down in my shopping cart, and have met three couples because of it. Also met some curious people asking why my pineapple is upside down. I told them I didn't want to PRICK my finger on the sharp stem of the fruit. The pineapple also enhances the sweet taste of your orgasm, so I've been told many times. A delicious fruit for sure.

Maturemale,

That would make you Carmen Miranda for Halloween......

Make sure to get a costume that has it upside down.

~Allen

I think you helped me figure out my Halloween costume. A large juicy pineapple, maybe I’ll add a large banana and make it a fruit bowl!

I just may have to purchase a pineapple mask and see if it gets any response in my little town.

Cute story, KellyJean.

Pineapples, pineapples, pineapples (edit)

I just wore my upsidedown pineapple mask last night. I'm not sure all Swingers even understand the reference. Ya know pineapple decor is all the rage right now.

On the vanilla side and this is sort of sweet and a little funny. My daughter said you know what a pineapple on your mailbox means right? Of course, I said no and she enlightened me (she had it right - I feigned shock). On the flip side, I always notice unicorn teeshirts and ask her to take my pic with them (but has no clue why) so now she buys me unicorn things and says "I know how much you like unicorns" (keychains, lipgloss, etc.). She never seems to notice I never buy the shirts I just take pics with them. I love this child of mine.

We bought matching face masks with upside down pineapples printed on them. They've been a big hit. A great conversation starter......

Try wearing that mask upside down and report back with your results ;-)

BT

Pineapples are going out of season and the can pineapple chunks were an epic fail. Amid the covid mask thing I've purchaesed a reader board LED programmable mask and will go shopping with pineapples spelled out on it. I'll let you know how the high tech bait goes. Smiles!

Was at a off the beaten path nudist park, was in hot with my girlfriend and another couple was there...They were up there in age but so wanted to play with them....Such a sexy mature couple...

"No, too much of an age gap. If we were just slightly interested we would have talked."

We would have talked any way. Think networking.

No, too much of an age gap. If we were just slightly interested we would have talked.