Hmmmph. Some of us would prefer not to wait an hour.
OP - that's the person who started the thread - this is what happens when you spam the forums. A lot of us are sarcastic by nature and, hey, you're trying to order up women like this is Amazon and/or a fast food restaurant.
Yeah, but an hour after having sex with them, you're wanting to do it again.
Although, that old joke kind of falls on it's face with lifestyle folks, who are ALWAYS wanting to do it again. ;)
Based in the title, I thought this was where we put our 2 WF orders in. Wait, can I change that to a pair of Asian's. In the mood for Chinese ;-)
Hold the secret sauce. I have my own....
Is there a delivery service for that Mayhem? Whorehub? Ubersex? Hellopussy?
~rabbit~
Putting an order in for 2 WFs with special sauce on the side. Would like the 1 day delivery too ;-)
I hear you have to be careful around dolphins though, it seems that they're rapey.
What kind of seasoning? I’m partial to creole but nothing too crazy spicy. Thai is good too.
What’s to please? Dude that’s up to you but keep it consensual. I don’t care how intelligent they say dolphins are, they can’t actually give consent.
~rabbit~
Welcome, 4 posts all asking same.. but we wish you luck, as "Gumbys" well they just dont work out on a swingers site very well. Says " I am married " or somethings not one photo to show who you are.. ? Why. Your SLS profile and photos are your swinging resume..
You seem desperate.. slow your jets down ! Classy, sensual and not looking and acting desperate works wonders for many! Its the swingers dance.
Our SLS guys all have great profiles, great smiles and show them doing something fun in their photos..but good luck! Add some nice classy photos and you will have much better success.. as it seems you can talk and communicate well.
Pass the popcorn , this will be good!
Hi, this seasoned, sexy, blk male what's to please! Ladies are you interested?
