Post your funny experiences with single guys flaking out or the excuses they came up with that caused them to disappear. I'll go first with our most recent experience:
A guy approached us after seeing our profile, saying we're the "perfect couple" for him. He's married , saying she's a "don't ask don't tell" person (first red flag). After exchanging messages for a few days, we set up a meet/greet. Things progress via text, and my wife gets a dick pic from him, she thanks him and it continues to get heated. The next day he sends a "dear John" letter, explaining that he noticed in his dick pic his bible is in the background. He says it must have been a sign from god that he needs to try harder with his "don't ask don't tell" wife. We had a great laugh, and wrote him off.